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Monday, 9 April 2018

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another drizzly grey day. I'm champing at the bit to get on with work on the boat, sadly not today! Helped an old friend with his computer malware, now nose to the grindstone to find more fun stuff just for you!






When you type Corgo boat into Google instead of cargo boat - 
you won't be disappointed!











 My Wife hates this song, but there is a good message!


Thanks Susi!












He's taming his wild Iguana by feeding him bananas
Here's their first selfie!












Matt C this is just for you - I can only guess that he's at the vet's!













Silly question Grasshopper!













His chicken wishes to kill you!












This happened to us all!
You buy something and they immediately bombard you
 with the SAME thing!!!!












Ah! - I feel a tiny bit better now!













Yes! - But why?












I think they got it the wrong way round!













His girlfriend is a chemist - this is his first time in her shower!!!













Who'd have thought - a frog riding on a fish!













In Nigeria they are short of tools - so they improvise!














Love their reposte!













A work by Picasso when he was 15 years old!













So topical - love it!












You feed a local stray - but he can't keep his big mouth shut!












More Wisdom from the QI Elves!




One way to extinguish a candle!












How not to cut a melon in half!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday!



Starting rather cloudy and damp, however some warm sunny spells are likely later as this rain passes, perhaps eventually sparking further more showery bursts of rain.
Thanks Essexweather.com






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.




Sunday, 8 April 2018

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we missed last night, out for a meal with son and daughter-in-law. Magic meal, but by the time we reached home, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
I will try to make amends tonight!







Perhaps the stupidest photoshop that I have ever seen!














Remember "Some mothers do 'ave 'em?














They asked one of the ladies in the office to get signs for the office!












His Dad was best friends with Elvis - here's proof!













Just right for me!












Blisters!












This is Brezhnev's Illiushin airliner's last resting place
 in someone's back garden in Ukraine!













He taught his dog to play dead - didn't he do well!












I like this!














School questionnaire!












US Mall!













Little warriors!













I'll bet they're hot in there!













All Grown Up!












A very special lady!











Ingenious fun art!












They did this so that he didn't get trodden on!












That's a new one!











Nearly squashed them dearie!












Unbelievable!













JOKES
Thanks Chaps!








Harwich Weather for Monday


Dull to start the day with low cloud and outbreaks of rain and drizzle affecting most parts. Through the afternoon, it looks to become drier and perhaps brighter.
Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com







Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 6 April 2018

Friday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We shopped in Colchester this morning, and pm I was allowed to go to the boat. Now with creaking joints I am now about to try to amuse you once again with pictorial fun!




Driftwood!












The QI crew  have a go at spies!

















Really???












She must be busy doing her business!!!












Yup!













Tonight's Caption Competition!












When kids get bored queueing at Disneyland!













Conflict de-escalation!











Yes this is a genuine LP sleeve
Is that Stephen Fry in Drag?













Not new but clearly creepy!












Look at the size of this croc!
I think that there are perspective issues here however!











Excuse me but who has been eating my porridge?


Thanks Robert!










Nothing really changes, except perhaps the 2017 Mum could be sued for assault!


Thanks again Robert!











This lady had a hairdo to express her dislike of guns in US













Like the painting? - Sorry it's a window!













Give me a headline - any headline!
But who composed this????












John's Joke
Thanks John!










He's going......He's going.....Oh!












Polaroid Whoops!












Harwich Weather for Saturday


Cloudy with spells of rain spreading North during the morning, some heavy, but with winds remaining light. Rain should ease during the afternoon with brightness developing later.
Maximum temperature: 15 deg C 
Wind: South 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.