Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, we took our aged neighbour to the dentist, and I had to go to the optician to complete my eye test. Now I am compiling a new blog edition, just for you! Sorry, I am off for a couple of days, should be back on Monday...

In Startrek Mr Data was always trying to become human!

Watch this!

Thanks Klaus!









On nail clipping day the cat is difficult to find!

Hope you're insured pal!

Fund raising realism!

Philosophical thought for the day!

This stray often scrounges at the cop shop, so he was given a selfie!

Look out for Bob!

She's Ava, She's beautiful! One slight drawback, she's a reconstruct on 3700 year old bones!

Proof that the Swedes have a sense of humour!

Triplets!

Twins - merged!

This hotel uses the shame game!

It says "The first Storks are back!"

Thanks again Klaus!











Anything for a headline!
Oh! How I hate News hounds!

The secret I am told is that there's a candle under the plynth!

This - I have no idea what's happening here!

Harwich Weather for Friday

After a cloudy and cool start, brighter conditions gradually developing with sunshine by the afternoon. Heavy and perhaps thundery showers arriving late in the day.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

From my weather station at 1915

Thanks for your continuing support! 


See you Monday!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was another dull day here starting with fog. I managed a walk along the beach, and then shopped for aged aunt. PM helped a friend with a bad tempered printer. Now I am ferreting about for some new material to make you giggle!

Some Australian animals do not want to kill you!

Did you know...............?

This little girl was on many funny pictures several years ago. 

She seems to have grown up!

Hispanic Dad joke!

Today's caption competition...

Grumpy old gits do this!

They always take things literally!

I am really scared!!!

It concerns gravity!

Give me a headline! - Any headline!

(However stupid!)

Tee Hee!

This took a minute!

At least it wasn't Hara Kiri!

Clever poster has a hole in it!

He just realised that his was the middle seat!

The kids are not his!

Representations!

Neatly said!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Nobody likes a showoff!

You are interfering with my pole dancing practice!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mostly cloudy with another pulse of rain likely to move across Essex through the afternoon and evening, perhaps locally heavy. Feeling rather warm in any short-lived brighter spells.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C 

Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather station at 1700

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We startd with fog for most of the morning, then it slowly cleared and we were able to potter in the garden pm. Now I have found a fair crop of pictures for your amusement - please enjoy!

Go and feed the pigeons they said...It will be fun they said!

For those that have everything.....how about....

Thanks Klaus!









They had the first picture in a frame, after 17 years ( this year) they changed it!

If the cap fits.......

Pikachu - is that you? Haven't seen you for absolutely ages!!!!

She crocheted a cuddly baby, but unfortunately it came out a monster!!!

Ctrl C    Ctrl V
That's computer keystrokes for copy and paste!

It took a minute!

It says "3 pedals - but I only have two legs!"

Thanks Klaus!











This one says " Now I could become a hero!"



Thanks again Klaus!












Ha Ha! - Show 'em  girls !

This is their new shower curtain! - May scare their kids!

Procrastination!

This is SO true!!!

Remember Dialup?  - "Get off the B phone I'm trying to get online!!!!"

Auto correct can be an excuse for euphemisms!

The blue lines are parallel!

His cactus is normally rather droopy, except when it blooms!!!

I am sensing irony here!

His girlfriend brought home this most unusual bra!
She says it's for a T cup!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Largely cloudy once again with the chance of further outbreaks of rain. A few bright or sunny spells may develop before dusk.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C 

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather station's working again!

As at 1935 BST

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.