Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A bit sad today, it was the funeral of an old friend, all carried out with dignity and humour. Now back indoors for a new exciting episode of the fun blog - just for you!

An Edinburgh pub has a ceiling light filled 
with rubber ducks!

Now for something completely different!















He was so stressed he burst his stress ball!

Going to the movies in 2018!

He was so peed off with the weather he put up his lights again!

Inappropriate cardigan!

Fun at school making smoothies with a bicycle!

The kids did this and hid, their mother nearly had a nightmare
 when she looked in the rearview mirror!

This lecturer noticed that most of his students were doing most of their work on the internet,
 so he pranked them by challenging them to identify him!

His little daughter pointed out "The cute little penguin" on the dash!

Tonight's philosophical thought!

Very appreciative client!!!

Typical of a cat!

It says "Before man had discovered the wheel,
women had invented the handbrake!

Thanks Klaus!











Since hatching in a nearby tree these baby owls spend most of the time
 peering through the window!

Skippy wasn't expecting that!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








You are feeling very sleepy!

A trait of human nature that we laugh
at other's misfortune!

Harwich Weather for Friday!

Early mist and fog patches will soon lift and clear, to leave another very warm and sunny day. However, some low cloud may linger near the coast.

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C 

Wind: North-West 6 mph, gusting 13 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

More Spring sunshine today!

My Weather Station at 2000

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was the warmest day so far. I helped herself shop for aged aunt, and then got a permit to go to the boat, where I did some cleaning and checked the engine. Now home and glowing from sunburn, I am doing my best to make up a scintillating blog - just for you!

What in all that is sane - is that thing???

Down down down!

Thanks Klaus!








That's not quite how I learned it!!!

This is a live Sand Dollar

Situation normal!

Unique marsupial dilemma!

Meanwhile in Alberta!

Why on earth?

This is what a house looks like when it's on meth!

Yup!

Thanks Joanne!










Great sentiment! - Pity you ducked off school!

Awwww!

This gorilla appears to be lecturing his audience!

Doh!

John's Joke
Thanks John!









Wayheeeeey!

Japanese Lego pop up castle

More Wisdom







Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry and fine with plenty of very warm sunshine, although likely cooler around the Essex coast once again. Light winds. High UV and pollen levels.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 14 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hard work today, antifouling the bottom of the boat, I succeeded as usual getting more paint on me than the boat! All finished now, and I am waddling round like a penguin! Now for your Funnies!

This is Ice - Land get it?

Alexa said what?

Couple next to the tree they planted when they married. Brazil!

He lifted the manhole in his garden and........Waaaaaaaaaah!

Pardon?

L'Oreal do it again!

Rice!

Glacier Park, the water is VERY clear!

This took a moment!

Thanks Gloria!










Wrong turn of phrase!

Great costumes boys!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Clever warning at Kew!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Behind yoooou!

Fire cracker at close range!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloud will quickly break up leaving very warm sunshine and light winds. High UV levels.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: South-East 14 mph, gusting 24 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Sunset

My Weather station at 1940

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're back from our short visit to Wales, to see our Family. We had a great time, and the Grandchildren are growing up fast. Now down to earth to find more material for your amusement!

Lisa Graffiti

Mixed blessing - Alexa!

Thanks Derek!












That's a new angle!

3D printed masterpiece!

This is an old joke with a new caption!
I have seen computers like this with so many free toolbars that you can't see the browser!

Grandpa WW2 1942........Grandson now!
Very strong genes!

Revenge is sweet!

There was a little change!

Thanks Derek!











Made me smile anyway!

Such a terrible waste of Brians!!!

Fell asleep in the bath - now he has
"Brain Fingers"!

Miley Cyrus' greatest fan!

Remember friends..............90% of them are cabbages!

Jana's wedding shower........Behind you!!!

Mark Zuckerberg's waxwork looks more like him than he does!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!











One way to unload an unwanted passenger!

 Winter Summer Winter Summer Winter......

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and bright throughout the morning, but with a strengthening South-Westerly wind. Turning cloudier and breezier during the afternoon, but staying dry.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: South-West 20 mph, gusting 32 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.