Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a great day today! First trip out in the boat, and went to see the seals. Helen counted around 100! We had sun and light winds too! Now I am trying to come down to earth, and compose tonight's blog - just for you!

The Nebraskan State flowers are in full bloom now!

With apologies to Dutch friends!

This lady has an acerbic way of announcing the happy event!

This hen was put on 3 goose eggs, they all hatched,
and she loves her monster babies!

Yup! A disappointment!

Just love pugs!

Short and to the point!

Keanu Reeves is turning into Forrest Gump!

So you have a velvet finish Merc.......but WHY!!!

I suppose the architect of this monstrosity received a huge fee and a knighthood!

Which is a Euphemism for....................?

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Jimmy Cagney is feeling chipper!

He's determined not to miss this!!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another dry and fine day with temperatures climbing for many in lengthy spells of warm sunshine. Perhaps cooler around the Thames Estuary as a North-Easterly breeze develops later.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wonderful day today, we had to go into town for post and chemist, but late morning onward we sat outside in warm sunshine. Now I must concentrate to find you a few more bits and bobs to keep you amused!

As you can see he is overjoyed with his gift!

Awwwww!

Thanks Klaus!









The Cousins call it a purse, we call it a handbag -
and yes it's tacky because it lights up!

Somebody in County Hall has a sense of humour!

Thanks Andree!










Guess who forgot to shut his tool box!

Despite all the love - he still hates it!

Ha! Gotcha! And yes policemen love doughnuts!

Passing the buck!

Thanks Gloria!











Their cat is a creature of habit, as can be seen by the track he's worn in the grass!

He folded a dollar bill into a T shirt! - But why????

At Legoland Japan the made a Sakura tree out of 800,000 bricks!

I know it was a crime, but it's very funny!!!

Some would say "Overkill"!!!

Here's one very frustrated squirrel

Harwich Weather for Friday

Largely dry and warm with a mixture of broken cloud and sunny spells. Winds will remain light throughout the day.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: South-West 6 mph, gusting 13 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thankjs Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another soggy day, managed to walk to the sea, but then it rained and I beat a hasty retreat! Then we shopped for aged aunt, and raced home in between the raindrops! Now for more funny stuff - just for you!

Thanks Gloria!








Busy little worker!

Thanks Derek!









Instagram Tart!

Cuteness level 10

Yup! All dangerous!

M/s Abbot does it again!

Yes coaches often have toilets!

It says "First prize in the Booze up - a spit roast"!

Thanks Klaus!











Really? Can you believe these people?

Thanks Jamie!











Not much can be said here!

Flat Earther's Atlas!

Male brain versus Female brain!

Rhino is tired!
NB - The Cousins spell tyre - tire!
Then all becomes clear!

Love it!

The compensation culture!!!

This took a minute!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Jackie!












Action and reaction!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A chilly, but sunny start and becoming increasingly warm through the day. Cloud will gradually develop, but remaining dry throughout.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 3 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry I missed you yesterday, I am still rejigging my server machine, and by the time that I had finished, it was bed time! Now for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Hello World!

I would like to stand next to him! - It would make me feel slim!

Thanks Klaus!












Caring for the youth!

Navy Boys relax!

I am not breast obsessed - honestly!

Their postman can't read!

Wha???

 NY from above!

Meanwhile at the tattoo studio!

10,000 times stronger than our noses!

Thanks Gloria!









These are made of solid glass!

He was banned for a year so he hired a crane to watch the games!

If it had happened today!

Thanks Martin










Her legs after lying in the sun in torn jeans!

Noble prize???

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Odin's axe being wielded by The Beerbarian!

Well you will play rough games!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain and strong winds. Some heavier bursts of rain, before brighter, drier conditions follow with a few showers. Winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 33 mph

UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollen Level: 3 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.