Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a different sort of day today with a chilly NE wind. We shopped for elderly aunt as per usual, and spent time doing odd jobs, now it's time to crawl inside and try to invent a different funny blog - just for you!

Novel Budgie perch!

Hee Hee - that's what he was up to then!

On her 10th Birthday when asked what she wanted she said Lasagne
.......Sooooooooo.......!

He was fooling around on the cupboard when the teacher walked in
- so he tried to look busy!

So you have 600 Rubik's cubes - and way too much time!

No - just wait!

Nothing to say!

Is it possible to be prosecuted for inappropriate touching of seagulls?

This took me a minute!

I am so glad that she is pleased!

They'll never catch on!

No translation necessary!

Thanks Klaus!











I dare say that there are several other states like that!

As I have said many times before - there is no hope!!!

His dog is a bit dim and went to sleep in the rain!

Now there's a deal!

His Dad was looking out of the window, wondering why so many people were looking at him!
The fire alarms failed to go off!

With absolutely no hesitation......!

Fortunately things have changed!

Mantis friend!

Thanks again Klaus!










Whooooooooooops!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry with plenty of sunshine and patchy amounts of cloud. Still a brisk Northerly breeze, giving a cool feel especially around the coast.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 

Wind: North 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another hottie today, coinciding with a day sweeping sand into the cracks in our driveway blocks. Now I have cooled off sufficiently to cobble together yet another masterpiece for your delectation!

Huge!






Never play golf against him!

GermanShepherd
(No Mercy My Children!!!)

And the Lord looked down!

At this Catholic centre, the orchestra were rehearsing, the cardboard cut out
 of the Pope was in the way so they put him outside,
which scared several of the late arrivals!

After the graduation, the reality of student debt suddenly hit him!

Very Greek!

I often thought about this!

Thanks Gloria!










A dragon flies over Mt. Fuji!

Shorts!

Thanks Matt C !











Salma Hayek in 1968

Because her professor complained about her short shorts,
she presented her dissertation in her underwear!

Favourable review!!!

Quoi???

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









It's exercise of a type I suppose!

Thanks Klaus!











That's not what's supposed to happen!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Showery rain at first, then becoming drier through the afternoon with sunny spells becoming more prevalent. Feeling cooler than recent days with brisk Northerly winds.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 

Wind: North 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the New Week!

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, we treated our block paving with weedkiller, then shopped, then flopped in the chair ! - Now suitably revived by dinner, I am ready to serve up another portion of pictorial fun!

How things change! Moment of joy as a Saudi guy 
teaches his wife to drive!

Although you know what's going to happen you still giggle!

This tree germinated 4000 years before Jesus!
(Allegedly!)

Ghanaian wedding

In this restaurant that tablet when soaked in water turns into a towel!

Notice to Southerners!

He will never be allowed to baby sit again!!!

After an air crash, this engine embedded itself in their house!

Er.....

Wha?

The eternal loop!

Harry's Mini Me!

Junior Exec!

Feline Tarzan

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early low cloud will clear with most areas becoming warm and sunny by the afternoon with the highest temperatures across Western districts of Essex. Cloud will likely increase during the evening and overnight.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: High (6) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station at 2015

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another fine day after heavy rain in the night. We pottered round outside, and had a visit from son and daughter in law. Now back indoors it is time once again to do my best to entertain!

Someone with too much time on their hands!

There's no way I would get on that thing!

Thanks Susi!









Awwwww! Pretty boy!

These are offered as Denim Jeans!!!

Shark Roadster from 1962

His neighbours just fitted a new candelabra!

A very secluded house - Iceland!

Ha Ha!

Thanks Joanne!










Seen in an English shop - design or accident?

Unusual one - a tanker overturned in Poland carrying liquid chocolate!

Chief stamp licker!

As you can see his Mum and Dad were visiting Mt. Rushmore!

Well it was worth a try!

At the filling station, a lady asked if she could paint him.
He said yes and here's the result!

Animals appearing from nowhere!

I hope he checked the depth of the snow first!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A dry and warm start with unbroken sunshine during the morning, but cloud will edge Westwards later, perhaps with the odd shower. Becoming breezy.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: North 15 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.