Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, sorry, blog done in haste because of........

These two!

Meet the "Communist Alexa" !!!

That instant, just before all hell breaks loose!

Put succinctly!

Today's Philosophical thought!

Girl - I would just walk away!

Far-mer!

True!

The Motto of the Republique!

One very clever barman!

The thing about animals and children.....
the dog sneezed and the baby thought it was funny!

Well........almost!

Two positives don't make a negative...
Yeah! Right!

Remember the overly attached girlfriend from some time back?
 Here she is today!

Seems as if he is!

Spectacular Tatts Sunbeam!
Oh! Wait a minute!

Happens often especially in Beamers!

He squashed an ant in the copier, now 100s of
documents have his corpse on show!

Yup Llamas are great spitters!

You think you know - but you are wrong!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Any early mist, patchy fog or areas of low cloud will burn away, leaving a dry and mostly sunny day. Becoming warm again away from coastal areas with onshore breezes.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station at 1925

Thanks for calling in! 

Hope you enjoyed the Royal Wedding! 

(One of the few things that we can still do well!)

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I went to the boat today, I did some small jobs, and that's it! For the rest of the season we are just going to use it! Now it is time once again to separate the wheat from the chaff and hope to amuse you all!

Forget wands Ron! We use these now!

The "Only Fools and Horses" chaps - on form!

This Australian Gentleman has a very rare antibody in his blood.
He has just retired and is reckoned to have saved the lives of 2 million babies!

Political statement!

Always go for rocket!

Tee Hee!

Philosophical thought for the day!

Yes! He's definitely pleased to see her!

Another philosophical thought!

Thanks Derek!











Naughty Pooh!

Thanks Jamie!










In the Chase UK quiz show, - tonight they had Will, Harry Kate and Megan!

Yup says it rather well!

This two year old's birthday didn't quite go as planned!

Avant Guard!

Thanks Martin!










This is called melanism - the opposite of albinism - handsome fellow isn't he?

In the foot well of this new Jeep -
it says "Sand Snow Rivers Rocks" in morse code!

Oh! Nice! - but why?

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Meanwhile at the Bier fest!

Whose a pretty boy then?

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Early mist soon clearing to another sunny day with temperatures reaching the low twenties after a chilly start.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 14 mph

UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks for calling by!

Enjoy the Royal Wedding!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy again today, weeded elderly neighbour's garden, then Domestic Goddess helped me apply weed killer to her paving. PM started sweeping excess sand off our drive. Now having cooled off I will again attempt to amuse with more pictures from "Down There"!

He bought a tent, and some time later went to a concert, 
only to find it was for kiddies!

Not what you think!

Thanks Klaus - not your rabbit, but one similar!











Butter?

They didn't think it through!

Philosophical thought for the day!

This is no laughing matter!

Too true to be funny!!!

The old lady called him a hero when he returned the
 stupid mutt who was sitting 4 ft from the sign!!!

HE sees everything!

Even the strip clubs are going green!

I don't think you really wanted to do that!

They really are saints!

Airline pilot with a sense of humour!

Nothing to say here!

That wasn't really supposed to happen!

Surprise Surprise!

Harwich Weather for Friday

After a cold start, another dry day is expected as skies stay largely clear. Winds turning light across all areas.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C 

Wind: North-East 6 mph, gusting 14 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Dusk is just beginning to fall

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.