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Wednesday, 23 May 2018

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another pleasant day, plenty of sunshine, but a chilly breeze. We did our duty with aunt's shopping, and met friends for afternoon tea. Now once agin I will do my best to amuse with more pictorial fun!






Nasa tell us that with their new space telescope, 
this picture contains 200,000 stars!








Oh! La La!


Thanks Klaus!









Nice and a big job, but why?













He returned home to see his wife watching the royal wedding - in her wedding dress!












Unexpected response!












Meet the branch manager and his assistant!











Hong Kong tourist fake background!












This ice cream vendor puts a mini marshmallow in the bottom
 of his cones to reduce leaks!












Auroras on Jupiter












Thought for today!











Hang on - aren't you supposed to be in the carriage? - Ah!












What they wished for?













That's me!


Thanks Robert!









We mere males understand!




Thanks again Robert!










Gotcha!


Thanks yet again Robert!










His Dad just discovered the front camera - here's his first attempt at a selfie!












She fell on her face on the bed!












Confused? - That's English!


Thanks Susi!










He wants to make the team!


Thanks Klaus!










Ouch! - I bet that stung!


Thanks again Klaus!









Harwich Weather for Thursday


It will stay largely cloudy, although occasional warm sunny spells are possible. On-going risk of showers or thunderstorms in places.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com


At 1923 the sky is clouding over





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 21 May 2018

Monday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, We're a bit late tonight after a hospital visit, just routine. We were rained on during the journey home, a surprise after several wonderful days! Now for more pictorial novelties, just for you!





The Pact!









I don't understand it either!















Karl Marx Euro? -
No only a souvenir!













Even thoroughbreds have silly moments!











This young man is about to be punched!













Cats are always this way!












Just follow the tech!












This family asked for a photo with George W Bush and his wife, but wait
Who is that taking the picture?













A kind of put down!












What's going on behind the sticker? !!!












This home in Iran is 700 years old!













Ah! - Look again!













New! - Owl porn!












New idea - sauces actually on the Pizza!












Your chance of a lifetime - 40p!











Man's Best Friend!












Alternative use for a hand dryer!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday



Mainly dry and often sunny with early mist clearing. Isolated showers are possible. Feeling warm or very warm inland, but cooler near the coast with onshore breezes.
Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 
Wind: North-East 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com


My Weather Station at 2025








Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday, 20 May 2018

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day, but with a cold Nly wind. We did some odd jobs this morning, and I walked by the sea pm. Now I must pull myself together and dig up more pictorial fun for your amusement!






So you have a cow in your pool!
Maybe she's hot!












This could be me very soon!













The Berlin fire brigade rescue an American tourist from a stone vagina!













Very neat! - Oh! No! Looks like the late Mother in Law has come back!!!













I can see where you're coming from!












The Wedding Party is over!











Her sister organised her hen party!













This has to be Japan!













Ha Ha!!!













The look of total betrayal!











Seen in a card shop nearby!












Oh! Look! Mr Cool Guy also features on her laptop!












He was so keen to steal their lunch!












More Wisdom











Oh! My Lord!













They are called Hydrophobic Clothes!












Harwich Weather for Monday




Often sunny with early mist and fog patches clearing. Isolated heavy thundery showers are expected later as cloud increases. Feeling warm inland, but with cooling coastal breezes.
Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com



The blue sky just clouded up
From my weather cam at 1925




Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.