Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Again we were threatened with storm and tempest - and surprise surprise nothing, in fact by 1600 the sun came out! Now for more pictorial fun to amuse specially for you!

Etna Blows a Smoke Ring!

Klaus kindly sent me a fishing clip. I can't find it on Youtube, so here's a similar one

Thanks Klaus!









A likely tale!

I have doubts about this one!

Oh! Lord! I wish they would teach me............!

Could be awkward!

Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings!!!

I guess that it does look like that!

That's me - lazy!

Life saver even!

He took his snake to the vet, - it had swallowed his shoe!

The more I look at this it goes from bad to worse!

This is Lady Gaga with no make up!

The chaps on London Underground are known for their humour!

Wow! Now that's a machine!

I absolutely hate these machines! I like to deal with a human!
Worst of all they are trying to brainwash us into thinking they're fun and we like them!
GRRRRRRRRRRR!

Strange juxtaposition of a group of nuns and a 4ft blow up dick!

Chain reaction!

Not quite as expected!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry, cloudy and locally misty initially, but warm sunny spells should develop. Heavy showers and thunderstorms are likely to return widely during the afternoon. Feeling humid.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-East 7 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

The shadows lengthen at 1955 on my weather cam

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Holiday Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, despite amber weather warnings, it was another wonderful day, and I must confess that we just slobbed around and enjoyed it! Now for another exciting episode of "The Funny Pictures Story" !!!

Just for you!

Guess who forgot to change their winter coat?

I always enjoyed Eric Idle's version, now brought up to date by
 Prof Brian Cox and Tim Minchin

In appropriate juxtaposition!

You could make a song out of that!

Can we please take all of them?

Yes vital - but vanishing!

Thanks Barbara!










A clever proof - if any were needed!

Pooh is cleverer that you think!

The history of US rifles - obsessed or what?

The future is here!

Thanks Robert!










He has just developed that "They are using our driveway as a turning circle" look!

Seen on City Hall in Seoul - hope springs eternal!

What would you do?

Tonight's Great Truth!

His wife and daughter stuck a plaster on his dent every day to shame him into getting it fixed!

Oh! Lord! - She's escaped!

This is a lath and plaster ceiling which fell down
 in the middle of the night - they can kill!

Mother Nature can be very cruel!

Thanks Klaus!










Clever! - But better not to smoke!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early cloud, mist and fog will gradually clear to brighter conditions. Isolated showers are then likely through the day, these perhaps heavy.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 24 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, With continued threats of thunderstorms, we didn't start any painting projects today, so fiddled about in the garden, and visited cross the road neighbours, who are doing a huge refurbishment, and it certainly looks great. Now I have to say the funny pictures scene is a bit of a desert, but I did my best!

Just in case you were unsure as to the contents!

Eric and Ernie at their best 1974

Oldie but Goodee!

Pot and Kettle!

Sophia Loren 1955!

Why not?!

Agreed!

 A bit extreme?

Play ing with prey!

Apparently not!

Estate Agent with a sense of humour!

When your car thinks that you're a rubbish driver!!!

Shadow of the truck says "Hi"!

One at a time! One at a time!!!

Barista with a plus!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Very warm, locally hot, occasionally sunny conditions will develop during the morning with isolated thunderstorms possible again by the afternoon. Cooler near the coast where local onshore breezes develop.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: High (6) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.