Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another dry day with variable cloud. Walked with dog to seafront. Drove Herself to salon, helped friend with computer. Now scratching my head to find enough material to amuse you once again.

Stopped at the lights he glanced left - and Oh!

Will he? Will he? - Oh! Yes!

Thanks Klaus!











An old admirer dropped in......
Too late mate she's married already!

This 8 year old could go far!

This child's recorder report could be taken out of context!

His daughter was grounded and told to pressure wash the deck.
Grounding has been extended!

I can bore for England - let's chat!

Someone's a tad miffed!

Rain on her screen door looks like a watercolour!

Selma Hayek - 17 years between

Seen at a holiday town in Cyprus!

Thanks Susi!










All taps in Italy can do this!

Hey Pal! - You see those orangy conical things back there???

World map in bubbles!

You're a horse, you're a horse - Oh! Noooooo!

Gymnastic Jack Russells!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Rather cloudy, but bright with a few thundery showers possible at first before turning mainly dry thereafter with some warm sunshine. Chance of isolated showers developing again into the evening. Winds remaining light.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: High (6) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station at 2015

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a wonderful day today, such blue skies! Our usual Wednesday, shopping for aged Aunt, then home, and sat in the sun. Shortly after the Domestic Goddess announced that we should rush to the supermarket as we were out of ice cream! So rush we did!

Now for more fun stuff just for you!

Ultimate good taste!

Thanks Susi!









Reg on Maggie!

Danny de Vito learned that this girl had a cardboard cutout of him,
to take to bars. So he obtained one of her!

As my friend told me many years ago......
90% of them are cabbages!

Pluto is telling porkies!

First time camping, she went and woke Daddy at 6am like this!

Allegedly Russian TV photoshopped a smile on Kim Jong Un!

So there have been 10 of me! Oh! Lord!

It says "Yesterday at the Chinese each schnitzel only 5 Euros!"

Thanks Klaus!











They have in this office an electronic wallpaper, he is waiting to see
 what the boss does when he sees his handywork!

Whoops!

Just like a Greek Statue!

Soon!

Novel street art!

Dangerous - but quick!

That's what I call teamwork!!!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A continued risk of a few thunderstorms and some coastal fog. Showers perhaps continuing through the evening and overnight into Friday.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 7 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another dull day, we were in town for basic supplies, and adjourned to watch TV in the afternoon. Hoping for sun tomorrow. The blog is somewhat truncated tonight, either the pictures I found were rubbish, or I'm on sense of humour overload!

I don't think you really wanted to do that!

Remember these? Bad taste but funny!

Honesty is the best policy!

Oh! Lord!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Not easily translated, but it is kind to support the poor
with torn clothes carrying their stuff in plastic bags!
Especially if they have a plastic bootee!

There's always one!

Thanks Jamie!











Venus - and then - Mars!

Thanks Matt C!









I have no words!

The Terminator arrives in China!

All round Good Egg!

The last straw?

Thanks Klaus!

What strange creature is that?

Nothing to say!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cloudy start with mist along the coast. Improving quickly during the morning with bright or sunny spells developing. Light winds inland with cool sea breezes near the coast.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: North-East 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 6 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

New Week Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a very grey day today. Domestic Goddess had her feet done, and I popped out to deliver a computer. Then we had R & R watching TV. Now more exciting and scintillating pictorial fun - just for you!

She is at hospital, having used builder's foam instead of hairspray!

Plump Whoops!

Thanks Gloria!














He can't get enough!

Thanks Pete!










From Hamburg - the Window Waltz!

Thanks Klaus!









Karma!

Did she? - Oh! Yes she did!

Seen from an aircraft window - cloudbow!

We all feel a bit like that on Mondays!

Jean Luc..................I have no idea!

We are all bananas!

End it quickly!

We all do this!

Four old Armenian men are just about to be really mad!

I mean - really?









































All publicity is good publicity!
They advertise their worst Trip Advisor report!

FedEx tried to deliver to UPS but they were shut!!!

This goes on and on...........!

Thanks Susi!










I wonder if Donny paid for them?

More Wisdom from the QI Elves











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mist, fog patches and low cloud will largely clear during the morning, then often sunny. Becoming warm inland, but with cooling breezes near the coast and occasional mist.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 6 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Cheers!