Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am publishing early as we are out with friends tonight.It is our 51st Wedding Anniversary today, which is nice. Not so nice is that I have a cold, so I hope it won't spoil the evening........Cough drops at the ready, and maybe a little alcohol will lubricate the tonsils!

Here are a few more pictures just for you!

I must not look down I must not look down......

Some funny adverts from Norway...

She lost her ring, but found it 13 years later round a carrot!

It's called manipulation!

Hmmm!

Thanks Ann!










This old radiator has a pie warming drawer built in!

This is Gary Sinise of CSI New York fame!

If only....!

Thanks Derek!










I will cut you!

He was in the museum and thought...........!

She asked him what sort of Birthday cake he would like -
he said "I don't care"!

Remember this little meme girl from long ago? Well she's grown up now!

Sex toys missing!

Thanks Stuart!











Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks Susi!










Must be near Wimbledon Common!

Thanks again Susi!










Remember Pez???

Thanks yet again Susi!











That's printers for you - I punch them often!

Yet More Wisdom from the QI Elves












To be Master chef you have to be a bit brash!

Severus Snape doesn't care one bit!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Any patchy rain will soon clear to leave a mainly dry day with sunny spells with only isolated showers.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, Things have been a bit pear shaped today. My Internet is off, which I have reported to British Telecom, and have been promised a mini hub, until the line is fixed. So at the moment, the only way I can get funnies to you, is to use my phone as a Wifi hotspot. It's a bit slow but seems to be OK. I hope that you get this........

eventually!

Oh! Dear!

Remember Alice?

Dare - he!!!

Whoops!

That's me chaps!

Another slurp?

Romance is not dead!

Wha ???

Hmm - I'm saying nothing!

It's all relative!

Thanks Jamie!















Simple test!

Thanks Geoff















Tonight's Great Truth!

Thanks again Geoff!















Understandable!

Thanks Derek!













Bit of a laugh!

Thanks Bob!












Evolution!

Thanks Barbara J!













Not tonight Sir!!!

Thanks Klaus!













Let it burn!!!

Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Saturday

A largely fine and dry start with sunshine throughout the morning. Cloud will thicken through the afternoon with outbreaks of locally heavy rain spreading Eastwards. Feeling cold.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 19 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a visit to the dentist for Herself. Filling replaced, all went well. I sawed and painted some wood, and now I am as usual ferreting around for stuff that I sincerely hope will make you smile!

Cry for help!

How about Tyrannosaurus Rex racing?

Thanks Mark!














No Chance!

Yes me too Pooh!

Indeed they are everywhere!

Future proof!

Oh! Yes!

Another Great Truth!

Put it up if you dare!

Me too! - My Dad's War Effort!

Maybe it's just Dormant!!!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Derek!










He knows his place!

Thanks again Derek!










Sound advice!

Roll one for me!

Thanks Jamie!












Kai - this one's for you!

Very Talented Lady
(I think we've seen her before but hey!)

Thanks Klaus!












Truly amazing!

Thanks again Klaus!










Finally this is the American sign language for Trump!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

Although it will be a wet start, the rain will clear Eastwards throughout the day to leave drier conditions later with some brightness.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not too bad today bright but slowly getting colder. Shopping day with aged neighbour, then visit to the recycling centre - such fun! Now I am assembling together more fun stuff - just for you

Now that is a clever idea!

The worst moped rider in China!

Thanks Klaus!















His Girlfriend's taste in clothes becomes more and more bizarre!

Braille church, so that the blind can appreciate the form of it!

Understandable!

Me too!

Tee Hee!

Ha ha!

Botox in the posterior!

Thanks Ann!










Hanging Gardens Singapore!

Sorry!

Thanks Derek!











Smiling cat, by kids and their shadows!

We have little idea of how immense the pyramids are until we get up close!

It says "Problem Unloaded!"

Thanks Klaus!











Who Knew???

Thanks John!










How to create a font - do you think she knows?

Don't be self obsessed!

Thanks Klaus!









Look at me! Or maybe don't!!!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Patchy fog may be slow to clear after a chilly start. However, it will be a largely dry day with sunny spells. Rain may arrive by evening.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C
Wind: East 5 mph, gusting 11 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support for this little blog!


Cheers!


Richard.