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Friday, 2 October 2020

Weekend Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, It was a very wet and windy day here, it was called storm 'Alex" - it came from France - say no more! Now I have been struggling with the pictures tonight, a large number of really dodgy ones - not to my taste - so, heavily filtered! I hope you enjoy them anyway!





Been to Foxy Bingo have we?








12 cylinder Panzer engine. Panzer = Tank!















Never wrong!!!












Thanks Pete!











Meet the team!











This applies to everyone however fossilised you are!!!











Squirrel eating a giant M&M!











He would let you do anything!











So drunk she missed!













Voyeur!












Just a tiny little zephyr!













Frog impression! - Could do better sir!











And that dear reader is how jet propulsion was discovered!












How on earth????












They were all singing Doo Be Doo Be Doo!!!











I usually like the Cousins' slogans but this looks like an early Halloween ad!
Nooooooooooooooo!











Russian military proposal!











Kids say it as it is!












Don't try this at home!











Small NASA fan!












Serves the idiot right!












Old boats never die!











All right then.........!











It was only artificial respiration - honest!











He is so besotted with his bike he doesn't want the stand scratched!











Been here - anyone?











Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!











Strong possibility this guy's a Star Wars fan!











Meet the prototype Peruvian Tank!











Soon be Christmas!!!













You Naughty Boy!


Thanks Klaus!










That's the way to do it!


Thanks again Klaus!










For the Boys!


Just two for you tonight!





















Harwich Weather for Saturday

Lingering overnight heavy rain will soon clear to leave a mostly dry day with spells of sunshine. A scattering of afternoon showers possible. Winds gradually easing.

Temperature: 14°C (Inland) | 13°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 06:59 | Sunset: 18:34

Moonrise: 19:12 | Moonset: 07:14

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.






















Thursday, 1 October 2020

Thursday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was mild today, not much sunshine though. Took a trip to the DIY store with Daughter in Law, so we were late home. Never mind, I managed to find a few little bits and bobs for your amusement. Hoping they amuse you!!!








Be strong sunshine!









People are amazing!


Thanks Klaus!











face swap!


Thanks again Derek!










Pity it wasn't asses milk!











Bet you didn't spot the horse!











Zzzzzzzz!
Shock when he wakes up!











I see trouble ahead!











Now that is a fancy dress!











In a way I don't blame them!












Too many guns in Russia too!











Strange - Tibbles is nowhere to be seen!











No point being jealous!











2 out of 10 for tact!











Tibbles is trying out vertical take off and landing!











Cute but maybe problems in the future!












When you've finished - perhaps you would like to clean my car!












I can only say that maybe she is a very small lady.












OK wait till they go to the loo and then turn on the shower - simples!













Mustn't miss Mickey!











Is that your wife???











Social distancing is a matter for interpretation!











Is that a German hand grenade???













Too many guns in America! Especially ones like that!!!











Still loving the Cousins' slogans!












It's OK boys it's only 22,000 volts!












It may be an amphibian - but I think not!!!












Fish on a bicycle? - No a seal!!!











Boom Boom!


Thanks Derek!










Oh! Yes!


Thanks Geoff!










Yalta - and Now!


Thanks Gloria!









For the Boys!






Thanks Pete!





Ooh! Machu Picchu!












One man and his goat!


Thanks Klaus!








Magic trick - watch carefully!


Thanks again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Friday!

Cloudy with outbreaks of heavy rain accompanied by a freshening easterly breeze. The ongoing risk of surface water flooding. Feeling cool once again.

Temperature: 14°C (Inland) | 13°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 06:58 | Sunset: 18:36

Moonrise: 18:58 | Moonset: 06:07
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.