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Saturday, 8 May 2021

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Today was wet nearly all day. So I tinkered with the computer and backed up a load of stuff. Now I have found you a few more pictures. A high percentage of what was out there was banal rubbish, or am I having a sense of humour breakdown??? Enjoy anyway!





I suggest a diet for you matey!









Remember this? 10 - 4 ???












Self explanatory!











Judgemental!












Boom Boom!











Targeted advertising!!!












Facial wounds in 3 - 2 - 1 !!!











Clever Tibbles hides his human!











Or possibly a fart measuring device???












Yes often groans!











Clever lights!












Yes awkward isn't it!











No not a dismembered head - it's Tibbles peering through a hole!












Ha Ha!  - Well it was St Patricks day!











Yes they dropped it - very expensive whoops!!!











Love the giraffe livery!












Yes we do wonder!












Boom Boom 2


Thanks Susi!

















Thanks Derek!









For the Boys!


For new visitors 'Tout le Monde est au Balcon"
Indicates a girl who is well endowed
("It's crowded on the Balcony")































Gruber takes a look!












The younger generation are not impressed!















Harwich Weather for Sunday

A dry and warm day with plenty of sunshine developing after a cloudy start. As temperatures peak during the afternoon, a few thunderstorms may arrive from the south. This risk increasing during the evening and overnight.

Temperature: 20°C (Inland) and 19°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 16 miles per hour, gusting to 26 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:14

Sunset: 20:33

Moonrise: 04:35

Moonset: 16:56


Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.















Friday, 7 May 2021

Weekend Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was a sunny day, I went to the boat and did a few minor jobs. That's the last for this season, now we will just use it - when we get some weather! Now for your weekend ration of fun stuff that I have trawled from the nether regions!





King Guinea Pig!







It's very old, we've all seen it many times, but it still raises a giggle!














They are so happy - perhaps this was before they met Henry V111 !


Thanks Barbara!










Well done!!!


Thanks Geoff!











Tables turned!


Thanks Robert!










Periodically funny!!!


Thanks again Robert!












One of the only things!












I usually love the Cousins' slogans - Hmmm!











Ministry of Funny Walks???












Friends in adversity!












There is another meaning 
(Not sure what it is!)












Good old Granny!












Did you do all that Towser?













There will be one idiot..........!












Sound advice!












When reality hits!












Protecting Ladies sensitivity!













Too many guns in America!
(Even making table lamps!)












Gallantry somewhere in Asia!












A little love goes a long way!











Tibbles checks out the wooly long necked cats!












Still loving the Cousins' slogans!












Cute!!!











Looks like fun!











New born in a taco!











Big let down - it's a door!













Balloons!


Thanks Klaus!











The saucepan prank!


Thanks again Klaus!














Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain affecting Essex throughout the day, accompanied by strengthening winds. Risk of gales in places. Milder than of late.

Temperature: 16°C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 21 miles per hour, gusting to 37 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:16

Sunset: 20:31

Moonrise: 04:22

Moonset: 15:47

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.