}

Monday, 10 May 2021

Monday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was an exciting day - for us that is. Our new fence boards arrived. Tomorrow is the big push to rip out the old rotted fence and install the new. I have no idea how long this will take, hoping it doesn't run into more than one day! Now for my best effort at funnies just for you!




Tee Hee!








This kid is really snappy!















Eagles - get it? - Eagles!!!












Another song pun!


Thanks Pete!











What he always wanted!!!


Thanks again Pete!











Signs of a rather large ego!












As I write this blog............!












Unfair to confuse Tibbles like that!












Beach statue made from scrap!












They wait till the cars are pristine before they strike!!!











Rock Bottom - sorry!












Tibbles is feeling over indulged!











Literally 'Hung out to dry'!












In China they really do this to acclimatise the cubs to the wild!













Some may find this exotic - for me - creepy!











How many Grandads did this to you???











Cyclisme exotique!












Clever Clogs!











I guess that Fred and Wilma are shopping!












I have one of these - but I didn't glue it to my trousers!











That moment when you realise that your Fosbury isn't going to Flop!











Magician's funeral!











In Japan they celebrate the harvest by making
figures from the left over straw!













Mums don't do that, surely???












Idiot! Use the tap - for heaven's sake!!!











Isn't Mother Nature amazing!














This took a minute!
Ha Ha - Clever!













For the Boys!

A few more Balcons for your appraisal!

























Ring that bell! - Ruff!


Thanks Klaus!













Turn your back for 5 minutes! - Feline Antics!


Thanks again Klaus!















Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cool start with some sunshine. Showers will once again develop, locally heavy with risk of thunder. Still rather breezy, but feeling mild.

Temperature: 16°C (Inland) and 16°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 16 miles per hour, gusting to 29 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:11

Sunset: 20:36

Moonrise: 05:03

Moonset: 19:14


Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.











Sunday, 9 May 2021

Sunday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, It was warmer today, rain threatened but never arrived. I went to the boat, but minimal work was done as I was visited by new friend Les who has an identical boat to us. Salty tales ensued, tea was brewed, and I just made it home in time for lunch! Here are your funnies.





Nature lesson number one!










Sound on - bit rude but funny!


Thanks Derek!














Cozy toes!


Thanks Geoff!










The next 8 are from Robert!
Thanks Robert!









OMG!











Scary!











Be firm!













Love reading!













Too true to be funny!











Triathlon - Ha!











Fire - Bicycle!












Hmmm!











Her usefulness is ended!












Moving house US style!











Where are Health and Safety when you want them???











Music while you snipe!












Not what you expected overtaking!











Hobbit's watercraft!










Here you see a very handy folding chair
it even has a beer can holder!











Clever ice sculpture!











Towser takes on the spray!













Esteemed leader!
(Sadly not riding on a tiger this time!)












Very clever - huge use of resources - but for what???













The luck of the Irish!











Tibbles gets loved up to an AtAt!!!












Eeore throws a tantrum!













Don't do it Tibbles!!!













Depends on your thinking!














I don't think that's the idea pal!!!











No sweetie that isn't the bath it's a can of paint!












Renaissance pet ownership!










Strawberry time will soon be here!














Johnny English is not impressed!













Harwich Weather for Monday

A breezy day with bright or sunny spells and heavy showers developing through the day. Feeling warm, but temperatures a little lower than the weekend.

Temperature: 17°C (Inland) and 16°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 16 miles per hour, gusting to 26 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:13

Sunset: 20:34

Moonrise: 04:49

Moonset: 18:05


Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.