Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This morning was very grey. It rained at first but when it stopped I went to the boat and pottered around, and exchanged salty tales with a friend who has an identical boat. PM I walked, and now am struggling to find enough real fun stuff for your amusement.

Meet the new Superhero - Batkid!

Clever fun shots!

Thanks Klaus!

Your reaction when you arrive home to this ???

Thanks Alison!

Bet you didn't notice Shrek!!!

Oh dear!

Military Humour!

The collective pronoun for cockatoos is a "Clattering"

Tibbles drank all the water, ate all the fish - 

now he's sleeping it off!

Expensive Whoops!

If you're waiting for Christmas - it will be a while!

Not a coincidence - a fix!!!

Conditioning!

Words of Wisdom!

Ceramic Tibbles is slightly embarrassed!

They walk amongst us!

OK it's the office lights!

Sign man with a sense of humour!

Tiny person having great fun!

Must be Mongolia!

Meanness personified!

The old Mento and Coke trick - again!

Ooh! Look! A giraffe!

Dads can be really mean!

I am not sure that I believe what I am seeing!

Farting against Thunder 2!!!

It has already been said!

Yes run!!!

Thanks Vic!

For the Boys!

Sorry chaps only found one tonight!

Some interesting facts!

Thanks Derek!

Gynaecological Joke!

Thanks again Derek!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another cloudy start with showery outbreaks of rain. Becoming drier and brighter into the afternoon, however a few showers may yet again develop. Still rather cool with temperatures below average.

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 10 miles per hour, gusting to 20 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:04

Sunset: 20:42

Moonrise: 06:28

Moonset: 23:44

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was rather grey today, at the time I normally walk it started to rain. I thought maybe later. However it didn't improve so I failed today. Now for more fun stuff trawled from the drain that is the Internet. I sincerely hope that you will smile just a little!

We are very similar!

Thanks Susi!

Some jolly Poles play Country!

Just being solitary!

It says what does it cost to scrap my car?

Answer With you in it - it's free!

Thanks Klaus!

Now I am a nerd - but - no!

Grrrrr!

Do you think that hat is following him?

Out Dadding Dad!

Really? I mean really???

So you see there are these things called tides, they go out

 and then they come in again - are you listening???

Boom Boom!

Stable - Ha Ha Ha!!!

Neat vivarium

Knotty problem!

Me too pal!

Just like the big red button!

I think they are stupid - the hat's even more stupid!!!

A little local difficulty!

Farting against thunder!!!

If I was unkind I would suggest shutting the lid

(Not really!)

Mr Pineapple being out pinappled!

The ultimate revenge!

This took a minute!!!

Aerial Whoops!

Tonight's caption competition!

You do know what a Kraken is I hope!!!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Oh! Dear!

Unhappy luggage!

Smug Gits!!!

Tibbles plays shoot 'em up games!

One of the ways to decorate an old tree stump!

A small magnet and a piece of string in your car would be a good idea!

More dirt art!

For the Boys!

More ladies were found!

Real or Fake - you decide!

Cruelty in the extreme!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Following a dry start, a scattering of showers will once again develop, although less widespread than recent days. A fair amount of sunshine for most areas.

Temperature: 14°C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: north 7 miles per hour, gusting to 13 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:06

Sunset: 20:41

Moonrise: 06:00

Moonset: 22:41

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.