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Sunday, 23 May 2021

Sunday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, I was away to the boat early to do some serious pottering. It still isn't nice to go out, chill and windy! Home again, we delved into some Poirot this afternoon. Now for more fun stuff for your amusement!





Towser is ready for bed!










Peter Kay again!















Marketing!



Thanks Derek!











Concerning wine!


Thanks Robert!











Deep sleep!












Boat smash statue!












15 mph - Ha Ha!











Funny car - perhaps at Burning Man!











Or did you hit the fence?











Possibly photoshopped but fun anyway!













A masters degree in Barista!












Careful they don't carry off the kiddie as well!












R2D - booze!












Towser feels threatened by the monster carrot!














Fired next day!













I really need that down here NOW!













I have absolutely no idea what this is!!!













Soccer player gets his jab!












In Poland this cow escaped and was found living with a herd of bison!











Time Travel!












Nuff said!











Good car theft deterrent!












Hope you don't drop your phone on the way down!













Learn to fly while you're in the air!!!












I think the nice man is saying that you are a stupid cow!!!











Clever marketing!












I think you picked the wrong species sunbeam!












Huge!












Heredity!












Change happened quickly!


Thanks Vic!













Take it down to Boots they can translate!


Thanks again Vic!












She loves it!










He's hysterical about it too!















Harwich Weather for Monday

Another showery day for most parts. Showers will develop widely during the afternoon, these are likely to be heavy and possibly thundery, with the risk of hail. Breezy and feeling cool.

Temperature: 13°C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 13 miles per hour, gusting to 21 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:52

Sunset: 20:55

Moonrise: 16:50

Moonset: 03:45

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.





Saturday, 22 May 2021

Saturday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, We walked to the beach, Roxy and me, and it was like winter! Her owners arrived at lunchtime to collect her, we always enjoy her company! Now for more fun stuff, before we watch the marathon that is the Eurovision Song Contest - why we do it I don't know!!! Here are your funnies...





Not a problem if you keep your mouth shut!









Many will not know this guy, but for me as a kid he appeared often on Saturday matinees.












Pigeon thinks that's a funny looking swan!



Thanks Hazel!










I see irony here!













Yup!












Mr Obama now believes!












Tonight's caption competition!











DIY!













Confused???













Just hitching a ride!













Allo allo allo - whats all this ear then?
Actually a fungus!












Strange juxtaposition!













Alternative face coverings but how will they eat?














Another style icon!












That's very cruel!













Temptation!












Mmmmmmm!















There are beards and beards!












Now I want you to sit very still!














We all know this only too well!










Thanks Derek!








For the Boys!


I didn't find any but then.........

















Top that!!!














Harwich Weather for Sunday

Sunshine and scattered showers, before late afternoon a band of sometimes heavy rain arrives from the west. This rain band, accompanied by strong winds, reaches all areas by the evening.

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 20 miles per hour, gusting to 35 miles per hour



Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:53

Sunset: 20:54

Moonrise: 15:25

Moonset: 03:29

Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!




Cheers!




Richard.