Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 4 December 2021

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today started rainy, but by late morning I was able to walk and the sun came out. I pottered around being fairly unproductive, and pm we watched the new NCIS Hawaii, and it didn't disappoint! Now for more of your funny medicine which as usual I very much will cure your ills!

Now, I wonder what he's seen!

More from down South and the "Good 'Ol Boys"!

Little present!

Juxtaposition!

Great Plan!!!

Unusual Juxtaposition!

Thanks Derek!

Speechless!

Thanks again Derek!

The way we are!

Thanks Hazel!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Pete!

And here Ladies and Gentlemen are a pair of Mountain Goats..... Oh!

Here we can see the approaching ferry sailing over a beautiful tropic sea!

Redneck plunge pool!

Oh! Really???

Serves you right for showing off!

Now you're being silly!!!

Am I seeing what I think that I am seeing???

Then he will rip your face off!

How to engender great confidence! - Not!

Amazing garage door art!

Not an alien spacecraft, but a US airforce B2 Bomber!

Not a photobomb - Towser is laying on a Santa mat!

She's just making some sort of statement!

Huge sand art!

We are getting Christmassy already!

Yet another juxtaposition!

Here's us looking at you - looking at us!

I don't know the collective pronoun for a large group of pampered pooches!

Very well done chaps!

Very understated Pikachu shoes!

I don't think that she is really enjoying being a transformer!

Hmmm! The usual scenario!

Thanks Susi!

There is an answer!

Thanks Vic!

For the Boys!

Sorry chaps no Balcons tonight - instead a little video!

This lady does not approve!

Granny however would like to join in!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Largely cloudy with outbreaks of rain gradually dying away, these locally heavy at first. Breezy through the morning, winds easing later. Feeling cold.

Temperature: 7°C (Inland) and 8°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 14 miles per hour, gusting to 28 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:42

Sunset: 15:52

Moonrise: 08:00

Moonset: 15:46

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 3 December 2021

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a miserable grey day today, it hardly got light! I went to the boat to put money on the meter for the electric heater, it was wet, windy and raw over at the marina so it wasn't long before I was home. I helped a friend with his laptop, and I am now trying hard to filter out the dross so that you have a few giggles for the weekend!

Do you know what this is?

I have no idea either!

Remember this? - Then you are ever so old!!!

That's a plan!

Ha Ha Ha!!!

Uber!

Thanks Derek!

Advent!

Thanks again Derek!

Heavy Metal!

Thanks yet again Derek!

Bargains here!

Thanks even yet again Derek!

Benefits?

Tonight's Philosophy!

Thanks Geoff!

Oh! Yes!!!

Thanks again Geoff!

Yesterday my wife had engine failure!!!

Thanks Klaus!

Just like us - except we didn't have a TV!

Thanks Kay!

Kaboom Tish!

Feline Frankenstein!

We are all trying our best but this is a tad OTT!

Hmmm been here have you???

Me too and pretzels!

I've got my beady eye on you!!!

Confrontation!

Be afraid - very afraid!

I think Fred's taken Wilma to the Mall!

The Danes have had snow!

Here it comes!

Yes that "B" thing is floating!!!

Too many guns in America!

They're even giving the Gods Gatling guns!!!

Snow tractor!

Ever had that feeling?

Cute or stupid???

Ah! It's a Magazine!

The little perishers get everywhere!

Imaginative wall art!

Only 22 days!!!!

Very Reassuring!!!

Start holding your breath..............now!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Sunny spells and a few showers, turning heavy at times, with a risk of hail. Feeling chilly, with brisk winds. Temperatures close to the seasonal average.

Temperature: 7°C (Inland) and 7°C (Coastal)

Winds: west 12 miles per hour, gusting to 28 miles per hour