Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a dry and cloudy day with an icy wind. I waited a while before going for a walk, there were very few other walkers out this morning! We had a skip today, which very quickly became filled with building rubbish. We were pleased when the skip guy returned late pm and collected it. 

Now I have delved down into the the "Nether Regions" for more funny fodder to keep you amused for a while, please enjoy!

A rare picture of an actual scaredy cat

A bit more Country!

Another juxtaposition!

Don't jump to conclusions!

They can be very unreliable!

When Tibbles landed from the top of the Christmas tree!

Thanks Carolina!

Like a chain reaction!

Seems like it!!!

The excuses!

Murky past!!!

Dear dear!

Retirement Dream!

Thanks Adrian!

Tonight's psychological thought!

Thanks Barbara!

Perplexing!

Thanks Robert!

Boom Tish!

Thanks Rosemary!

Ah! Windows 11.......maybe I'll wait a while!

How Goth is this???

Towser is the leader of the pack!

This begs a question!

I see irony here!

I know how this looks but..........!

Only 5 on this moped - I think that you can do better than that!

Arms not long enough eh???

Luxury camping - almost glamping!

The old meme guy is back!

Hey luvvie - your bum's on fire!!!

Promises promises!

Nice of you to drop in!!!

The moment when Towser realised that he was not alone in the house!

Sound advice!

That certain age where hair won't grow where it should, 

and grows profusely where it shouldn't!

Cry from the heart!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

(Their punctuation is even worse than ours)

When your stilts are not quite tall enough!

I hope you have a parachute!

This trucker never likes an empty return trip!!!

Splat!!!

Thanks Klaus!

I do not know the collective pronoun for snowmen!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Fine, cold and crisp to start, however soon clouding over from the west, ahead of a gradual return to milder, but progressively wetter and windier conditions in the afternoon.

Temperature: 7°C (Inland) and 8°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 7 miles per hour, gusting to 19 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:50

Sunset: 15:50

Moonrise: 12:44

Moonset: 23:11

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

 

Dear Family and Friends, I walked, but late morning, the wind has dropped now so it didn't feel as cold. Kept the builder happy with coffee and tea, but didn't achieve much myself as I am still fighting my bad back! Now for more fun stuff assembled just for you!

It really isn't a good idea to let Granny go to sleep on the beach!

The Jazzy Carling Family!

Yes! Irritable!

Thanks Derek!

Asking for a friend!

Grinch 1 Elf on the shelf 0!

Ali Gee invites you all to the next party on December 14th!!!

It's called the Dragon's Eye mine in Lancashire!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Aftermath of that party!

Thanks Geoff!

Oh! Dad! Do we have to go walkies in the rain???

Xmas Jumpers! (On the hoof!)

Thanks Rosemary!

Strange fossil found in 3021!

Thanks Jamie!

Another likely tale!

Wisdom from the Traffic Guy!

Come uppance for a road hog!

Why not shop with your alpaca?

It's genetic - but I think it's rather cute!

Most lazy gardner!

Underwater pool match - why not???

Using your MIG welder as a step - fine, not noticing it's on wheels

2/10!!!

Holy whoops - means you're extra sanctified!

Nobody on the planet is as cool as Maj. Longwell!

Now that is a capacious back pack!

Triple ZZZZZZZZZZ!

Rescue team called in to rescue the Tardis!

Silly question Gandalf!

Looks like a biker from another planet!

Monster in Legoland!

Love it! - Retribution!

Thanks Klaus!

Who is scared of whom???

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A cold start with a local air frost in places. Otherwise, it will be a largely dry and bright day, with sunny spells. Breezy and feeling cold.

Temperature: 7°C (Inland) and 8°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 16 miles per hour, gusting to 31 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 07:49

Sunset: 15:50

Moonrise: 12:26

Moonset: 21:53

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.