Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed day with sunshine and cloud. I walked as usual by the sea, and later we visited the supermarket. PM we binge watched "Trigger Point" - gripping stuff! Now for your amusement the latest of the best of the fun stuff - just for you!

Oh! Dear! - Bath night was it???

And..............just breathe!

Why are you on your own beautiful?

To fart!

Thanks Maria!

It's getting that way!

Thanks Susi!

Truth!

There are always some!!!

Ours wasn't quite as grim as that - but it was outside!

Wakey Wakey!!!

Whoops!

Thanks Adrian!

Arrrr!

I understand now!

Thanks Robert!

How did we survive???

Thanks again Robert!

Remember this was 30 years ago!!!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Load of Knickers!

Thanks even yet again Robert!

The Eleventh Commandment!

I hardly dare post this..........but then!!!

Is that you Liberace???

Oh! Yes! Petrol!!!

Not sure what Towser is up to but it's in a very nice place!

Not boating - just flying low!

(NZ jet boat!)

Conflict of terms!

Oh! Dad!!!

Extreme measures to hoard petrol!

Could be Aladdin's Cave!

Are you having a laugh???

Tibbles is going for a triple word score!

Why on Earth don't they pick it up???

No doubt about it!

Meet Banana Droid!

It's called good marketing!

It think that he's referring to Goldilocks!

I don't like tatts - but this is clever!

I don't fancy your chances pal!

Nice - but why?????

Yes the Bandboxes the boys drooled over at High School - 

you should see some of them now!!!

That you Vladimir???

Walking the plank!

Thanks Klaus!

Scary but exhilarating!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

It will probably stay generally rather cloudy with some patchy light rain, although some places could stay mostly dry. Mild. 

Temperature: 14C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-east 12 miles per hour, gusting to 26 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:24

Sunset: 17:52

Moonrise: 09:03

Moonset: 00:53

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was yet another bright dry day but still with an icy wind. Had a great afternoon tea at our local cafe with friends which lasted most of the afternoon. Now I have recovered sufficiently to pull together the numerous threads that go to make a brand new fun blog - just for you!

Is that you little miss red.........?

This is a bit mad but somehow it works!

Getting that way!!!

Thanks Robert!

Caught in the act!

Thanks Hazel!

Er Pardon?

Thanks Pete!

Doh!

Thanks Robert!

Boom Tish!

Thanks again Robert!

Oh! Dear!

Thanks again Robert!

Too many guns in America - look they're even arming the pets!!!

Laws!

Nothing to worry about!

Tibbles upstages them all!

Remember the "End of the pier rude postcards"???

Yes you could use it for that!

War Crimes!

No it's not little green men - it's called a lenticular cloud!

Can't you get Classic FM on that thing???

It's either been there a very long time - or that's a spoof!

Lego gas Bottle!

Look ooooooout!

Snow guard dog!

So it is!

Solidified resin from a cashew tree!

If it won't move - WD40 - if it moves - Duct Tape it!

Western settler's bed!

So you sit on a pile of rubble and play your violin in the rain - Epic!!!

His own little desert island!

OK it's just a pair of waders!

(In a cannabis farm!)

Fearsome!

Maybe they spell it differently in Redneck Land!

Clever security!

In 5000 BC they liked their girls on the chubby side!

Must be Canada!

This is either a weird tree or an even weirder dinosaur type giraffe!

Not a bad likeness!

It seems that they can synchronise!

Hot News! The Mullet is back!

Nice gesture!

Lord! What if you accidentally sat on it!

Chainsaw art Bigfoot!

Ooooh!

Ghoulish BBQ!

The 15 stages of work!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Early rain and cloud clearing with long sunny spells developing. Staying breezy. A little milder than recent days. Cloud thickening from the west later. 

Temperature: 13C (Inland) and 13°C (Coastal)

Winds: south 13 miles per hour, gusting to 28 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 06:26

Sunset: 17:50

Moonrise: 08:40

Moonset: 23:59

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

http://yachtessexgirl.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.