Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're back, after our visit to Wales to visit our family who now live there. So I don't have too much material, but I will do my best with what I have.....

It might turn someone on!

Thanks Klaus!










The chair appears to be rather depressed!

Give him a few years...........!

Never alone with a dog!

The pub was flooded, some comedian put out the Caution wet floor sign!

Him and the tiger!

This is a pearl and it is 2ft long. The finder keeps it under his bed,
 it is reputed to be worth several million dollars!

I believe this to be an Israeli prank!

This is Jenny Joseph she was about to become the model for Columbia Movies

There are arrogant people and then there are stupid arrogant people!!!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

 Another truth!

Thanks Robert!








JOKES
Thanks Chaps!






Now a little theme, mostly from Russia about those who shouldn't

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Very warm with thundery showers developing during the morning. North Easterly winds 14mph, gusting 21mph  Min 16c  Max 23c  Chance of rain 70% Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  We are back in harness properly tonight, and hope you enjoy the stuff that I have found. Meanwhile we are busy with family for the next few days, so sorry no more OGFs until Friday.

More sporting mayhem from Pepsi Cola

Thanks Klaus!








Not a Xylophone - a Marimba

The Silence of the Babushkas perhaps?

Here we see an Olympian scratching her nose and blowing up a balloon at the same time!

While we love the Cousins' slogans, I don't think you thought this one through Vicar!

Seizure man

I think that this is absolutely perfect! I can see myself doing this in 10 years' time!

Thanks Gloria!

This teacher talks sense - in my book anyway!

Jesus never thought of this.....

Hey Girls look at my meat 'n two veg!!!

Not difficult to guess why the call this "Just room enough Island"!

The little girl asked her Grandma for "Pizza Milk!

His girlfriend couldn't wait to meet his dog - the dog wasn't so sure!

Many of us have been here - often!

Rhianna tries to keep a low profile - Oh! the worship of celebrity!!!

More Engrish - with a philosophical moral

Some people think that sheep are stupid.......far from it!

This happens when you head a muddy football!

Hot from Rio - Planking is back!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









A "Ta Da" moment for this Lumberjack!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Very warm with lengthy spells of sunshine. South Easterly winds 10mph, gusting 20mph  Min 14c  Max 28c Chance of rain 5%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are still in limp mode, new hard drive installed but still much to do. Thanks to you we passed 210,000 hits on the site!

No it isn't them!

Is it or isn't it?

I thought this only happened in cartoons!

The level is "Wifey!"

Awkward

Walmart glued a flower to a cactus but used too much glue! - 2/10 Walmart!

They were refurbishing an old piece of German furniture when they found this......

Last week the flooding in Louisiana was so bad that coffins were floating to the surface!

In the heat of the moment - a miracle perhaps?

I'm fairly sure I know where I stand on this debate!

Arachnaphobia!

Yup - very big chance!

He drove from Miami to Manitoba - on the sunny side!

We've all been like this!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Overnight rain will gradually clear to allow brighter conditions to develop. South Westerly winds 14mph, gusting 23mph  Min 17c  Max 24c  Chance of rain 45% Thanks Essexweather.com Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.