Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 27 January 2018

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a mixed sort of day, rescued a pair of friends with computer issues, although I don't do that any more! Rain started pm, so stayed indoors and kept a low profile. Now I have plumbed the depths of cyberspace to bring to you the best that I could find. Enjoy!

Mr Worm finding his way through a door mat

Cop finds dumped piano,and...............

Not much chance of becoming a recruit I'm afraid!

This took a moment!

Meet Aloe Polyphillia

I am OCD!

Thanks Derek

Tom's Moment!

This is not going to be a really great day!

Last resort for a meal!

Street art Long Beach CA

I'll bet she hates this being seen now that she's grown up!

No Contest

Thanks Robert!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks again Robert!

It says -

Try and download this old app - it's called "respect".

It works without wifi. All you need is to connect the brain to your heart.

Appropriate or what?

Thanks Yet Again Robert!

Aliens?

Not the most beautiful of The Lord's Creations,
but meet the Potoo from Venezuela

When your Mum or Dad asks for help with their computer!

Tee Hee!

Gloria and John's Joke
Thanks Chaps!

Barak he groovin!

When your team scores!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Generally cloudy and dry, but with limited bright or sunny intervals, especially through the afternoon. Breezy, but very mild.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 26 January 2018

Dear Family and Friends, Nice day today, but cold. Visited the Ha'penny Pier Cafe, and chatted with friends, and chugged hot chocolate, then home. Now digging around for fresh material with which to entertain, just for you!

It is possible to develop all the wrong muscles!!!

Will you look at that engine!!!

Millions of years old, but has to have a "best before" stamp!

Profound thought!

Who are you looking at?

Yes by selective breeding, wolves look a bit different now!

Did you try Linux o/s? - Not for the faint hearted!

"Walkies" for BDSM clients!

Body painting par excellence!

Interloper!

Jabba the Hut snowman in Japan

I think he's displeased!

In Russia he just wants to be - himself!

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese!

The perfect target for a head slap!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!

Arnie - just being cool!

Well this makes snooker a bit more interesting!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cold and bright start then clouding over with winds increasing. Outbreaks of rain and drizzle reaching most places by the afternoon. Turning noticeably milder late in the day.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 33 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 25 January 2018

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, At last we had sunshine today. Worked on boat am, and pm crime tales on TV. Now I am dredging the resources for more pictorial fun with which, hopefully to amuse!

The real reason for the dinosaur extinction!

NASA recently made this animated picture of the whole Moon

The best Hide-and-Seeker ever!

Bitcoin is going this way........

Believe it or not this is a cake!

Socialism according to Winston!

Patience!

Thanks Gloria!

Yup! Bluetooth!

Thanks again Gloria!

This fan looks more like Harry Potter than Harry Potter!

Deportation - Yes!

They parked on the frozen lake to go fishing, but then the temperature started to rise!

This is really funny, Amazon has opened a superstore where there are no checkouts, you just register, pick up your stuff and walk out........they are queueing to get in!!!