Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good sunny day, but colder with a fresh North wind. I went to the boat and did a few jobs, and then we visited our 94 year old neighbour to reset her clocks to GMT. Struggling a bit with pictures tonight - must be my sense of humour overload! Hope you enjoy them anyway!

Nothing to say here!

Thanks Ann!









Firstly some jolly Paddy music!

Spin off of the modern age!

He nearly had a heart attack until he realised
his wife had left her gloves there to dry!

Interesting juxtaposition!

The old greeneye!

Fortunately our car is simple to change to GMT!

Dicky - Ha!

Thanks again Ann!












Ass to Elbow!

Thanks Derek!











Out Kayaking he saw this - and yes Bryan you are an arsehole!!!

Simple way to avoid confusion between Imperial and Metric!

Necessity is the Mother etc!

Demo for Change in Beirut - they all seem very happy!

Yes! Some Garden Centres had their Christmas displays out in September!!!

Clever Mural, there's supposed to be a hanged man in one of the windows, but I can't see it!

Nothing quite like dancing bears!

Did you know that Uncle Phil is actually younger than Will Smith?

Harwich Weather for Monday

After a chilly start, any frost and fog will lift through the morning, allowing another dry day with lengthy sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-East 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I walked to the Seafront this morning and the sea was rough! A large container ship was swinging to get alongside, and needed four tugs! It wasn't cold, but had to dodge the spray. Rain was on the way, so we did a bit of pottering the Crime TV. Now it's that time again for me to publish something which may raise a snigger!

Me too!

Some funny commercials from our Dutch friends - just across the sea!

He went round the office and swapped all the Ms and Ns
Now they are going to noam!

Love the Cousin's Slogans!

But here's one from England!

Thanks Jackie!














Bit chubby though!

Yes can't be unseen!

Damned auto machines - they cost people's jobs I hate and will never use them!!!

The years keep rolling by!

Ha Ha Ha!

Thanks Brian!













I'll bet her face would light up - if you shone a torch in her ear!!!

Hmmm! Sort of works!

Moral dilemma!

I would have asked for a B52!

Thanks Jamie!










That's Mean!

That's Great!

This guy is Security at the Haj in Mecca!

These would you believe are towels!

Marge at Halloween!

Taz has a great hunger!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

After a cold start, a largely sunny day is expected, although the odd patch of cloud could develop later. Cooler than recent days, despite the lighter winds.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 14 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Had a good day visiting my Cousin in Southend, mainly to borrow old family photos. It drizzled on the way home and the weekend getaway caused slow traffic. Now once again I am fossicking around for more fun material for your delectation!

Change of perspective!

Cajun Fiddling!

Now there's an idea!

Jennifer Aniston at 50
(But is it her?)

Want your chest rubbed?

Oh! Yes!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!













You have been warned!

Stone Scissors Paper Angle Grinder!

Thanks Klaus!










It says "Please press the two"!

Thanks again Klaus!










WW3 Will be a war in cyberspace!

Aesop would be proud!

Meet the Melanistic Cerval - creepy isn't he!

What indeed!

 Thanks Robert!











Clever eh?

Oriental Whoops!

Thanks again Klaus!











Sneaky and clever!

Thanks yet again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a cloudy, dry, windy start, rain will spread South-Eastwards through the day, heavy at times. Rain clearing later as the wind eases with all parts dry by midnight.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: South-West 23 mph, gusting 40 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies Mk11

Dear Family and Friends, You will notice that this is the second edition of Thursday's Funnies, this was brought to my attention by friend, mentor and contributor Derek that yesterday was Thursday too! I did change it later, but I am sure a small amount of mirth ensued! Today was cr*p, rain all day so we stayed indoors. Now for more pictorial fun!









Oldie but goodie!

Thanks Ann









Bwaaaaaaah!

Thanks Klaus!













15 years later....

Boom Boom!

Ugh!

That certain age!

Tonight\s Great Truth!

No! Nothing!

Glasses!

Technology Ha!

Hmmm! - Not convinced!

That moment when you hand your friend your phone, but then notice
 your coke stash is stuck to the phone!

No translation necessary!

Result for the locals!

The crowd demonstrating for change in Lebanon
1 million (38% of the population!)

That moment when he realised that there are other things in life as well as playing Fortnight!

His GF went our with the girls, he turned on his favourite TV show
 and turned to look at the cat!

Ingenious sales promo!

Tiny Samurai!

The night she met her doppelganger!

More Wisdom from The QI Elves










I have received a goodly number of pictures from Robert.
For which thanks very much!

Thanks again Mijnheer!








Harwich Weather for Friday

Early bright spells possible, but cloud continuing to thicken. Chance of rain by the afternoon, but most places dry. Turning windy with gales possible, especially along the Essex coastline.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 22 mph, gusting 38 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.