Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We have a great bundle of fun for you, my friends have excelled themselves today, I hope you enjoy the content...

Meet Jumpy the dog from Oz

Thanks Frank!

Marten Horek - Clever guy!

Thanks Martin!

Confused? - Me too!

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Redneck engineering - who lost his paddle?

Cleavage diving can be a very sweaty business!

Er.......Nothing to say

We all know how he feels Eh boys?

No wonder the Cousins don't travel much!

Your Carry Ons are overweight they said...... OK we said!

You are giggling - no?

Inappropriate placement of the hedge.....

Cousins.....spelling - know what I mean?

I think he was trying to say "A new start" !!!

Just one Lithuanian Joke tonight

Armenian Radio asks “How many Chernobyl Residents does it take to change a lightbulb?” Armenian Radio answers “None they all glow in the dark anyway” !!!

 Thanks Rita!

Love the sound! Tee Hee

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Unseasonal conditions expected with the remnants of ex-hurricane Bertha passing through. Outbreaks of rain will become heavy and prolonged during the morning, perhaps thundery in places. Rain clearing to sunshine and showers for the afternoon and Southerly winds strengthening, with gale force gusts by evening. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 8-13 mm | Lightning Risk: High | Sunrise: 5.34 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Iffy sort of day, little sun, very humid and showers PM. I am fighting a computer and it took most of the day for me to overcome the little "B"!

Now it is time once again to try and produce something that will hopefully make you smile...

Don't you just love it when the Good 'Ol Boys start Jammin!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's the latest design of Bicycle

I now feel ill - see Natalia's record breaking spin

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 I subscribe to this philosophy wholeheartedly !!!

This looks so much like one of my school friends - you know who you are :-)

Surprise me!

How's this for a high prestige selfie!

Him de King!

Flooding can have a few limited benefits!

I am a fashion Icon

I don't think this is Holland - perhaps the Cousins have an Amsterdam?

The cousin's spelling continues to baffle!

What is brown and Sticky? 

Whatever dearie!

Maybe it's Yankee Doodle Pigeon

Thanks Robert (France)

Sorry no Jokes so - you get more clips!

The Good Lord creates...

Thanks Klaus

It must be Russia - as you will see!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A drier, brighter day with sunny spells after any early mist or fog patches lift. Small chance of an afternoon shower developing as cloud amounts increase. Turning breezy, especially late in the day. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.33 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

NB Keep an eye on the forecasts for Sunday - could be severe!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sunshine and showers were the order of the day. I had a small amount of computer work, but was able to finish it in time to dig up more "Little Gems" just for you...

This young man may one day be a star - if you can shut him up!

This is a very clever stunt by a Canadian Bank!

Like many this little girl is fed up with the car - 

suddenly Katy Perry comes on the radio

Wrong place - wrong time!

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This is so bad - it's good!

Possibly true!

You have to be quite old to get this

Well it's better than a cigar!

Quite definitely the most ugly ship that I have ever seen!

Thanks Matt C!

Another truism!

Clever torture!

Ancient Greece? - No a very dirty Motherboard, 

they turn up like this from time to time!

Oh! No you can't !!!

Very Wrong in so many ways!

Thanks Martin!

It took me a moment to get this, but if you say it out loud to yourself

you will understand - and snigger a bit!

Sorry no Jokes tonight - so you get extra clips!

Thanks Klaus!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry, bright start with some sunshine before increasing cloud from the South brings the threat of some heavy, potentially thundery rain. Much cooler despite the early sunshine. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 95 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-12 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 5.31 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It started wet, very wet, then the sun came out, which raised my mood and enabled me to be creative - with the help of friends of course to produce yet another literary masterpiece!

Don't mess with the Grab driver!

Thanks Klaus

Big Mistake! - Big!

Thanks Derek!

Places you'd never believe were in Scotland

Thanks Martin!

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Wrong place wrong time!

I see what you did there!

Must be a Mango Maniac!

Love at first sight can be very dangerous!

Unkind but probably right  :-)

Unfortunate shadow!

Thanks Carolina!

Off to Walmart - again!

That really is irony

Ooh! Lovely Boo......Abs

The Toilet cleaner made an experiment - he rests his case!

BTW our German friends always do this - no idea why!

Welcome the Pizza Man - champion!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

This is very cute!

Thanks Deganit!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Generally dry, bright weather and feeling warm in light South-Westerly winds and some long sunny intervals. Perhaps a little cloudier towards the end of the day. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.30 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.