Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After thick fog early, the sun came out and it was again a wonderful day! Spent time in the garden until I started to "glisten", so retired indoors, it was cooler there. Now down to business.....

Your Funnies.

This from Dick - Amazon.com comment!

This from Tony, Two Lancasters and a Vulcan - may never be seen again!

Wow! Soldier ants form a chain gang!

Triple Jointed Tongue - yes but why?

Well waddaya know!

They keep coming!

We are waiting.........

The '50s equivalent of texting!

A likely tale!

I have often wondered this.....

Maybe to keep warm?

The tale of a tail...

Yup Ladies - that's where it is!

OMG!!!!

In the spirit of the moment - this from Derek......

Thanks Derek!

Joke Central

Thanks Chaps

A bit third world but clever!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Fog will clear to give sunny spells during the morning. Isolated showers are possible by afternoon, where they could be heavy with the odd rumble of thunder. Winds will be light and it will feel rather warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 6.35 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people, computer call out this morning, helpng friend in Colchester and supermarket this afternoon, now it's time for the important stuff! Funnies just for you!

Meet my friend....The Moray Eel

The Sign of a misspent youth

In Chicago an amazing fountain

Be sure that your sins.....etc!

Thanks Klaus!

Gallery

The road safety campaign swings into gear!

Yes Fatty!

It would appear so!

Make a wish!

Yeth!

Alternatively you could give it a go!

I sometimes feel the same way!

Yeah right!

Very adult!

I like this guy!

Yup - get rid!

Joke Central

Thanks Arthur!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Fog patches and extensive low cloud at first will steadily lift and clear. Then mostly dry with some warm sunny spells, but isolated showers possible late afternoon and early evening. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.34 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was changeable here today - Sunshine & Showers, but continues warm. So sit back and I hope that you enjoy tonight's offerings...

Quite neat - guy edits music by amateurs to make a tune

These use to be called mouse traps, but they've gone hitech!

Slow Ornithopter - what's more to say?

White men still can't jump!

Gallery

Seems legit!

Sexual Relations...

Thanks Arthur

True!

Wha...?

I think I know what they mean!

Kim Jong Un - miffed

Those people of Walmart again!

Walmart again - and they can vote and everything!

Hmm - puzzling!

They were bound to come back were they not!

Thanks Susi

Japanese Flags come to mind!

He doesn't really care if he does fall in!

Joke Central

Thanks Derek!

Whooooaaaa!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Mostly cloudy during the morning with perhaps the odd light shower, but the afternoon will be drier and brighter with some sunny intervals developing. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.32 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com ! Thanks for calling by! Cheers!  Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a lazy day today, went to an Open Studio at our friend's house, met many old friends too - great day! Now I must concentrate on digging up some entertainment - just for you!

The pendulum - with bowling balls?


I hate cuddly dog clips....Oh! Go on then...


For you Petrolheads Paintball duel with Audis!




Aussies - Love 'em!

I bet Kay was a laugh!

More Beach art

Thanks Nurit!

What on Earth is that between her legs?

Oh! It's her foot!

Febreeze Mmmmmm!

Soon everything will be like this!

I've got a bite! I've got a bite! - Oh Sh*t!

Tout le monde est sur ​​le balcon 

(I need not translate!)

Limited language skills!

Patience

You want a Big Truck? - I'll show you a Big Truck!

I irritate my wife when I rant about sports commentators, all is needed

is "They want to win!!!"

When I'm asked to fix a printer I say "Do this!"

I nipped out to catch a little sun today

Witty Graffiti

Sorry no jokes tonight so here are some clips

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Mist and fog patches clearing during the morning to spells of sunshine. There will be a little more cloud around giving the risk of a few light showers, these most likely late afternoon. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.30 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.