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Saturday, 13 June 2015

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, My Apologies for a short edition tonight, we are going out early and there is a dearth of good animations, so it's only still pictures tonight....






Anything to keep on golfing!





Beware low flying racehorses!





Don't leave them lying around!





The Montreal Police are protesting about their contracts by
 wearing non uniform trousers - it's getting out of hand!





This may have been the moment the Facepalm was invented!





I never knew that!





Some comedians in Milwuakie, are pissing off aircrew at their local airport!





Good Idea!





In UK we call them Dummies
still funny though!





Only seven????

Thanks jeanette!




Italian Humour

Thanks Robert!




Oh! and I found this....
Art Gallery 2025






Harwich Weather for Sunday









Apart from a few bright spells it will be mostly cloudy to close the weekend. Outbreaks of light rain will edge Southwards during the day, petering out by evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 45 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am
Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 12 June 2015

Friday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We went to Colchester today to help friends with their computers. Home again via supermarket (low on eggs!), now at home waiting for predicted Thunderstorms, Rain alarm says "Preciptiaton within 2.5 miles". So the evening will be started with my attempts to make you giggle...





Douwe - this is for you!


Thanks John F !




Now that's what I call a bacon sandwich!!!



Thanks Mags!





Gallery





Ha Ha! - Serves them right!






I'm not sure that it was really done like this ????





Yes he's the Champ - voted UK's favourite bird!





No Madam you are not supposed to overtake your mount!





Ice Cream.......I'll show you Ice Cream!





First World Interpretation!





I really hope that's not plugged in!





I feel that there may be copyright issues here!





The tables are turned!





Hold still this may hurt a little!





19th Century Literary Humour!





Meanwhile at Walmart, this customer seems to have not noticed 
her jeans are on back to front!
(Or has there been a quickie behind the frozen peas counter)???





OK - Be a rebel it may get you..................









Another Prodigy - and he's only nine years old!






Lithuanian Joke


Judge
Why you declined your confession?. 
Accused
-The lawyer convinced me, that I am innocent

Thanks Rita!








Harwich Weather for Saturday







Any lingering cloud and thundery rain will clear Northwards through the morning to leave a mainly dry and bright day with warm spells of sunshine. Less humid than recent days in a moderate South-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 21 deg. C (70 deg. F)
Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am
Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com
 



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday, 11 June 2015

Thursday's Funnies




Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day here today, although the Old East Wind is continuing to make things uncomfortable outdoors. We shopped for Veg, the smoothie thing is going well at the moment. So now it's time to start dredging the nether regions for more fun stuff - just for you!






How to unblock a toilet - Korean style!


Thanks Klaus!




Birdie Birdie!






Gallery



Nothing like a ramble in the forest!




WTF !!!!





Yes it really is gold! How the hell can he stand up?





OK but is it art?





The fat old git at the back could possibly be me!





Look what Granny had for Christmas
(Still too many guns in the US!)





Take some sewer pipes - a bit of carpentry -
and you have a - hotel !





Our friend - very active 97 year old Arthur (Who also kindly send us Funnies), saw and
Photographed this barge on the canal near his house. Quite a work of art isn't it!






This selfie thing is now really out of hand!





Low energy bulb casts sinister shadow!





It was announced today that after a referendum the United Kingdom voted - 
as it's emblem bird.................................................The Robin!







Jokes (From me for a change)






Headphones - techy plague! - Ever happen to you?









Harwich Weather for Friday









A fine morning with some sunny spells, though heavy thundery showers will spread from the South during the afternoon, ahead of heavy rain overnight. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 65 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-6 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am
Pollen Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support - as ever!



Cheers!


Richard.
 


Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were busy today,took elderly neighbour to Colchester Hospital for a minor operation, and finished setting up my media server. Now I must focus on new funny stuff for your entertainment!






I'm not a footy fan but enjoyed this!










Sorry to non country fans - but I love this stuff!








Gallery






My Hero speaks!






It's all to do with the camera angle





Whoops!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)




Camouflage!

Thanks Gloria - Again! (NL)




They start younger and younger!





Whatever - it's forbidden!

Thanks Nick! (USA)




Long courtship!





Ding Dong!








Mancave


Ladies as usual please avert the gaze!




Precocious selfies...
Don't pull that wig too hard !





Ohh! Not many of them to the pound!





Swinging or dodgy? - I think swinging!
Pity about the bog!




The (Happy) Ending!









Thanks Geoff!









Mrs Bear to the Rescue!









Harwich Weather for Thursday











A dry and rather cloudy day, though with a few sunny spells at times and lighter winds. Feeling warmer than recent days. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am
Pollen Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!



Cheers!


Richard.