Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Here's hoping that your weekend is going well. It's quiet here, sunny this morning, clouds building, more rain by evening.

So it is time for me to try and construct a reasonably amusing blog for your entertainment. I will do my best but sometimes, it can be a challenge......

Ooh! Look! The Special effects guy is back!

This is Danish and shows their whacky humour!
Pony Rustling...

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This looks nice - until you learn that it's his Mum -
Thinking differently now?

Marking the school exams the teacher found this...

Suffering for their art !!!

We all have a dream...

I know the feeling!

Thanks Derek!

Love it!!!

Thanks again Derek!

Give me a headline - any headline!

The garage driveway from hell!

Her Grandparents sent her this for Christmas as a joke.....

24 hours later she sent this picture!

Poor Leonardo!

Love the irony!

In defense of the Smart car......

Thanks Geoff!

The best of puns

They come - they go.....

Thor knows an excellent way of keeping his seat reserved!

A variant of the seaside postcard...

Cruel Father - hang on - Photoshop!

More likely to be cannabis - but yet another clever ruse!

Meanwhile in Pakistan a group of men try to tame a wild and angry lorry!

Meanwhile down at the local vet's

Their little daughter fell asleep on the floor -

the Knife was added for dramatic effect!

You may like this - a guy dressed in the uniform at the Apple shop, 

and went round telling everyone how good Android was - until they threw him out

I understand now that sugar is death.

How about sugar snap peas - with added sugar!

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Gloria!

New idea......

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Occasional showers, locally heavy and with a risk of hail and thunder. Some bright intervals in between, but generally breezy and feeling chilly. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice day today, bright sun, but it is getting colder. More tranquil this PM, which gave me time to try and compose another "Little Gem" for your delectation.

Is there sex in advertising? - Oh! Yes!

Thanks Klaus!






You want schmalzy? - I give you schmalzy!

Thanks Again Klaus!





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You can count on Dubai to do it big! 20kg jars of Nutella!!!

Revenge is a meal best served cold!

Donald does it again! Says nothing - in a multitude of words!

How many more times? I am Thirthy Thoo!!!

Now I am pretty sure that I am going to get into BIG trouble over this one!!!

Not so they are clever - the Romans used them as guard dogs!

Their Service provider sent the boys round to install a new router.

Really ???????

Japanese Pervy Fun!!!

Love this, their son made a cinema!

We mere males can never understand!

Political replies - all B*llocks!

Too easy now!

I think it's only the slogan that makes this -

That photo could be of anything!

Autonomous? - Not quite yet - I hope!

I guess there are some...........

Yesterday it rained in the desert...

This shiny tin creates an optical illusion

The beginning of a Horror Story!!!!

One great thing about a caravan - you can move the scenery!

Ingenious Pumping system!

Thanks Derek!






A bit more Schmalz.....

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A mix of bright spells and bands of showers affecting all parts during the day. Some of the showers will be heavy with the risk of thunder. Strengthening Southerly winds with infrequent gusts up to 40 miles per hour. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks as ever for your support! Cheers! Richard.

 

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was yet another wet and very windy day here. I was called out to help with a grumpy computer, home in time for dinner. It is now time to delve and dig into the innards of the Interweb for amusing stuff with which to amuse...

Even at the very end - there can be humour!

Thanks Geoff!





Like giggling babies? Here's one...

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Victims of the compensation culture..

Green eyes - I didn't notice......

Did you know that without thousands of years of selective breeding

and more recently GM - your fruit used to look like this!!!

They said when you see it you'll sh*t bricks

sorry I can't see it......

This is how to efficiently store foxes!

How to completely mess with minds......

Those bears - clever!!!

I wouldn't like to be around when he wakes up!

Translation.....

Grannies: The only people who can without Facebook, remember everyone's Birthdays!

 Thanks Klaus!






I don't understand this one either!

Gabi feeds the crows!

Perhaps one of the most bizarre suicide attempts ever!!!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Tee Hee! - Tiny Cowboy!

Thanks Matt C!







Flashdance Jerusalem - It's not always a troubled place!

Harwich Weather for Friday

More of the same old thing!

Increasingly cloudy during the morning with showers arriving, then brighter with sunny intervals and just the odd shower following from the West for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.