Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping that you will all have a great Weekend! Here is was chilly with a cold North Wind. This evening I am scouring my archives for yet more pictorial fun to entertain....

Gone Fishin....

Thanks Elna!





I love Volcanoes, here Etna is really showing off!

Thanks Mo!




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The frost made a winking Smiley on his windscreen!

Too many guns in US - these 2 are from Texas...

Ditto

Some American curses...

Yes Darn!

As one of the World's lazies people - and a sailor - I can identify with this guy!

Love the Cousin's slogans!

Appropriate sign on the Maternity unit door!

Another Great Truth!

Oldie but Goodie!

Found by a diver 30m below!

Another truth!

Thanks Susi!

More Russian Ladies trying hard to be noticed!

Another (on a ) bicycle!

Old enough to remember this Lady ? - Grace Kelly

Who married Rainier of Monaco and became a Princess,

sadly died in a car crash.

It's all happening in the Bathroom!

Thanks Klaus!





Fearless doggy!

Thanks again Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Another cold and frosty start, but a generally dry and fine day with some sunshine. Even with lighter winds it will still feel bitterly cold. Maximum temperature 4 deg C. Min 0c. Chance of rain 20%. Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is getting colder here in Harwich, that together with wind and rain, made it a "Stay indoors" sort of day, although early on I was able to walk in sunshine, but it didn't last. Now having done the washing up, I am free to have another go at creating just a little bit of mirth!

Sock it to 'em Grandma!

There's weird, very weird - and German weird!

Thanks Klaus!





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The Ikea syndrome
(You feel better abut it because you "Made it") !!!

Thanks Robert!





Before you go crosseyed - I will tell - it isn't a mirror  :-)

Palindromes

A mounted policeman rides past a burned out building

in frozen Omaha Nebraska

I remember when I would have been proud to own this 2GB hard drive

Now look at this 64GB micro SD card of today

The Redneck's new top - which appears to be a pair of underpants!

He must come from a very rough area!

I think many of us have experienced this especially when they're curry flavour!

There - will - be - trouble - a - head !

The proverbial quart in the pint pot!

Thanks Susi!

Pixie with a sense of humour!

The clever people in Dubai designed these public ashcans

it took me a minute to understand the design on the top!

Lastly, Boys - Sorry not a Mancave tonight

Just some Russian Ladies who want to be noticed.......

BTW - I don't think much of your's!!!

Meanwhile at the beach - with no manbag!

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A cold frosty start, then a mostly sunny day with a scattering of wintry showers from midday. North Westerly winds 17mph, gusting 28mph Wintry Showers Min 0c   |   Max 5°c Chance of rain 40% Possible rainfall 1mm.

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I can now add Tree Surgeon to my CV! Spent most of today heavily pruning a Magnolia belonging to our elderly neighbour. I am now wandering round like a penguin, and my hands are shaking so much I almost spilled my wine!! Now it is time for the serious business of the evening - attempting to produce something amusing - just for you!

This could be me - but even I couldn't cause such mayhem!

Thanks Reg!






Football Fun!

Thanks Klaus!





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Profound advice!

He was hoping for a baked potato from the barbecue -
Instead he got a molten meteorite!!!

Oh! Poor Martin - done pretty well since though eh?

Sound advice from the management!

It's called Cosplay - this lady is doing it rather well!

Did you know that inside they're all like this - weedy isn't it!

Very frosty dawn - somewhere in the US

Poor Kaden - I can't say it without giggling either!

He could need therapy...

Is this plate real or fake? - belongs to a lady of a certain age I guess!

Strangely, the movie on this aircraft froze as the pilot made

this announcement!

Go Tibbles - still 8 more left!

Stone Scissors Paper.....

Thanks Mags!

This is rubbish - statistically 60% of Swedish people are not Blond!!!

Another rip in the Space Time continuum!

When in Rome...

I wonder how many responses he received!

Yoda doesn't drink tea apparently

Thanks Susi!

At the moment in Dublin pubs if you ask for a half - this is what you get!

There was a famous American entrepreneur who started off selling Bras - he classified them as - Ping Pong, Ding Dong and Holy Cow!!!

Another Truth!

Not much to say here!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Breaking news - There's a Twister passing London!

Thanks again Susi!






Nice - a homeless man walks up to a public piano and starts to play......

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rain pushing Southwards across the district, turning to sleet and wet snow before clearing. North-Westerly winds 16mph, gusting 28mph Wintry Showers  

       

Chance of rain 90 % Possible rainfall 3mm

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.