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Saturday, 28 April 2018

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a dull drizzly day and I had a bit of a crisis! My server machine's motherboard died, and it has taken me all day to fix it up. All is well now, so it is time once again to endeavour to please you all with more fun pictures!







Sun's out tongue's out!
Seriously get me out of this darned sun!











So you're really cool with babes on board, bouncing around, 
but one moment's inattention and..........












Depends on the angle!
Actually Wills was saying that 3 kids are trouble!













Oh! To be a barnacle!












Could be a remedy!












Intuition!












It brought me out in a sweat!











Not funny, but a beautiful picture from Oz!












He's gloating!












Grandad's a hard core gamer!!!












His cat jumps on him in the night, so he put a lamp in the hall
so that he can see him coming!












Mathematics can be a big problem!












Still loving the Cousins' slogans!












This little girl wanted a computer so that she could watch dogs on Youtube.
Her parents said they couldn't afford on, so here's her answer!












His Mum's mantis died, so she gave her a real funeral!













Their neighbour was burning wood, but it looks like the start of a horror movie!













Hmmm! - I see what you did there - an acronym!











Remember when animations were 8 bit?












Unbelievable! or is it just me???












Harwich Weather for Sunday

A grey, damp start to the day. From mid-morning it should be drier and brighter, though turning windy with rain arriving from the South overnight.
Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 
Wind: North-East 13 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollen Level: 3 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Friday, 27 April 2018

Your Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day out with Son and Daughter in Law, to garden centre and home design shop. It rained all day, but never mind! Now for you here is my latest effort to find new fun stuff!






Hmmm! Are you my lunch?












Benny Hill doing mock Swedish!



Thanks Klaus!










Love the Cousins' Slogans!












And another













A rant, but I see his point!













Adam and Dori working on the set of Starwars, before they became famous on Mythbusters














Another justified rant!












Could it be???


Thanks Dick!










Just like the Simpsons...................well not really!











Contraception!


Thanks Gloria!









This is nasty, new seats designed to pack more people on planes!












This is 1,000,000 Dollars in One Dollar Bills!












Tee Hee!











Not a model village - this is real and is called Shirakawa in Japan












Lucky!












This is called "Fat Shaming!"













That's told you young lady!








For a better experience - just add water!













There are stupid people, and then there's "I just bought a boat" stupid!












Harwich Weather for Saturday



After a cloudy start with patchy rain or drizzle, it should slowly brighten up to give sunny spells and a few heavy showers by the afternoon.
Maximum temperature: 10 deg C 
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 4 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.












Thursday, 26 April 2018

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, I'm publishing early, as we have been invited on a trip to Ikea later. - Kuttboller for dinner I hope! Now for a few more little gems to keep you going!







The tail gives him away!
Maybe he thinks he's human!












Jetmen join French air display team


Thanks Klaus










Four seasons on a Finnish Islet!













This was written by an American, picked up by an Australian paper
who thought he was English!!!












His Girlfriend left him just for a few minutes........












Really???


Thanks Klaus











Pressure washer silliness!












The Experiment!











Every time their professor does an experiment he puts on this hat!












The truckers heard that a man was about to jump off this Michigan bridge
so here's what they did!












Oldie but goodie Bill!












Clever boy!












It says "Little treasure,why are you crying so much? I don't know who the second one is!"


Thanks again Klaus!








Maybe Newton was wrong?


Thanks yet again Klaus!










With an old banger - how to do a wheelie!










There are many ways - this I haven't seen before!











Harwich Weather for Friday


It will be cloudy with outbreaks of rain throughout the day, turning heavy and persistent at times.
Maximum temperature: 10 deg C 
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

UV Level: 1 (Low) | Pollen Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com






It's sunny here at the moment 1500hrs





Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.