Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a dull day, but mainly dry. Had to shop for stores, but now we're back and raring to go with your funny ration for tonight! - Hoping that they amuse you all!

Definitely overwhelming!

Well you will have them!

Thanks Klaus!














Seem like a plan!

Believe me this is a mural!

Dads can do this !

I'll name that tune in ten!

15 PSI - or for you metric people - 1 bar!

I can relate to this!

The Rock fidgets with his cuffs - often!

It says "Which holiday I wish for v/s Which holiday I can afford!"

Thanks Klaus!











Snow covering bushes looks like a memory foam mattress topper!

Maybe a different font would have been more appropriate!

WW3 in 3 - 2 - 1   !

Hopefully this is fake news???

Joke - mine for a change











Look out Homer - here comes Mr Burns!

This will be me tomorrow! - It really does need cutting!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Morning rain, heavy and blustery at times, gradually clearing. Sunny spells and strong gusty winds follow, perhaps also the odd shower. Turning colder through the day.Maximum temperature: 13 deg C Wind: South-West 18 mph, gusting 37 mph

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Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wet day so I was forced to stay indoors. My friend collected his now OK computer, and I am now in a position to present tonight's effort to amuse you all!

This WW1 shell was used as a door stop in our Auction rooms for more than 40 years. One day an officer from the bomb squad was paying in the office, and said "I hope you know that's live!!!" He took it away and defused it and my business partner still has it in his office!

I know that it's early, I notice the lights are a bit different this year. As you know you will be showered with lights on the last few days before Christmas - here's a taste 

Not a bear costume!

They don't give a dam!

Mamma Mia!

Thanks Geoff!











This Flat Earther was on his last day at work.
Here's his parting present!

It says "Refreshing Advent Wreath"!

Thanks Klaus!










Nuff said!

Thanks Robert!










Back to 1830!

Thanks again Robert!










Is this an exercise or did she get out of bed in a hurry?!

The political atmosphere in Paris streets!

This hospital dummy looks like Mark Zuckerberg!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves












Cruel but funny!

Thanks again Klaus!









Carlton is getting the Christmas spirit!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mild, though winds increasing as outbreaks of light rain become more frequent through the day. Further rain for all overnight, accompanied by strong winds.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 13 mph, gusting 26 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I spent the morning sweeping leaves, then to recycling, and pm fiddled with computers, without any great result! Happens sometimes, maybe tomorrow will be more effective! Now for more fun stuff just for you!

I have been known to do that!

Poor Mum and Dad having to put up with these!

Thanks Klaus!












Nothing if not original!

At the moment I am sure of this!!!

No not just you bud!

Gone - fishin - do da do da!

I am sure that there are people who think that of me!

Sign of the times!

Belly in 3 - 2 - 1..............!

It's a natural law!

Oh! Yes!

Not Nice!

He He - Ouch!

How to get fired from the gift shop!

I have tried to avoid it - but here is a Brexit joke!

That is illogical Captain!

Another great truth!

Top That!

Next step - hide behind the sofa!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy and misty with outbreaks of occasionally heavy rain. Becoming mild or very mild. Brisk South-Easterly winds, locally strong on the coast.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: South-East 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a showery day, I walked the dog and made it home dry. PM helped friends set up their computer. Now back in the driving seat to produce especially for you, the latest fun pictures!

And so it begins! at the Polley house

How to land - rather you than me pal!

Make snow humps, add 2x glowsticks into each -
Scare the hell out of the neighbours!

Yes - the priest did drop the baby into the font!

Not a baby dragon - a winged lizard!

What do you expect when Santa is in Petsmart!

Sleep well young prince!

Never forget!

Thanks Jane and Ann!










They call him Mountain!

Love the Cousins' slogans
This from Anchorage!

Unwise young man!

This is photoshopped, just to scare the rest of the family!

I think that we may have landed in Ethiopia!
Being tutored by the Japanese!

Yes that is obvious Captain Obvious!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A cold start, then dry with sunny spells. Turning increasingly cloudy during the late afternoon with heavy, persistent rain arriving overnight into Wednesday.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C

Wind: West 5 mph, gusting 12 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.