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Thursday, 13 December 2018

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day today, we had a trip with friends, into darkest Suffolk, to a barn gallery. Coffee and cake was consumed and then home. Now for more cavalcades of fun stuff for your delectation!









I know who this is, however 
I don't know which planet he comes from!



Joseph Rees-Mogg for non UK friends!










Just a taste of the confusion in UK at the moment!



















Toilet humour!















Is that you there Groot?
















We all expect the same!














Hmmm! Your choice!














No! It's Duvets for us!














Pig!














Like me - Schizo!












Er................I cannot work out how to get my mouth round it!!!














He was on the loo, his girlfriend sent him this!














Immortals!


Thanks Matt!










The tenants complained that the toilet wouldn't work - the plumber sent this to the landlord!
Must have been some special flatulence!!!














No Saturn is not approaching Earth - it's a reflection of the steering wheel!













Despite the heavy snow in Virginia he got in to work!
(But isn't that illegal???)














She spilled coffee on the floor - I think she covered her kiddie too!













We call that prime timber!












Progressively angry hairstyles!












Thanks Derek!












Who needs enemies when you have friends like this!













Awww! Such cute little darlings!












Harwich Weather for Friday!

After a frosty start, it will be cold, but generally dry with bright or sunny intervals and with just the odd wintry shower possible along the Thames Estuary.

Maximum temperature: 3 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.









Wednesday, 12 December 2018

Midweek funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, Mrs to Colchester hospital for a little op, then helping 93 year old neighbour over the traumas of having her gas pipes replaced. So after a resuscitating pizza, I am ready to do the thing - just for you!







Here here!











Not new but worth an airing in this festive season!

















10,000 year old Giraffe engraving Sahara!














She modeled for some clip art years back. She has found that she's now on a vibrator battery!













Tonight's philosophical thought!












Emirates admit that this is fake, but it looks rather nice!
"Blingy Boeing"












Clinging on for survival












Simple Physics!

 Thanks Gloria!










His weather station has a sense of humour!












Their dog meets Santa for the first time!













Tonight this is so apt!

Thanks Jackie!










Ever wondered about that "Removed" stuff?













Mini Jungle!












Nice try Tibbles!

Thanks Mo!











He is a Government Official from Papua New Guinea at the UN for a conference!













Serves him right - what's wrong with Tinder?













We love the Dutch, but their colloquialisms just don't translate!



Thanks Terry!










Er! Either his body's too short or his trousers are to tall!














Yes and they can spit too!













Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry with sunny spells, but feeling cold in the South-Easterly breeze. A widespread frost then developing overnight into Friday.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C
Wind: South-East 16 mph, gusting 29 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.



Tuesday, 11 December 2018

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We did a circular tour of town, Aunt's house to pick up post, Health centre, supermarket.....another supermarket, home. Wow what a lark!
Now it is time once again to collect all that is best from "Down there" for your enjoyment!








Bet you never saw.....
a Kangaroo rat!












This beggars belief!!!


Thanks Derek!









Which ever way you read this.................awkward!













All 11 million of them? - I don't think so!














What is this?
35,000 Walrus that's what it is!













Yes but is it art?













Yeth!












The epitome of kindness!












Korean students show gratitude to Ethiopian veterans who fought in the Korean war!















How seasonal!


Thanks Gloria!











No translation necessary!


Thanks Klaus!










Ha Ha!

Thanks Matt C!











Most of us can!

Thanks Robert!










Dads do things like this!



Thanks Pete!











They're having heavy snow in the Carolinas and Virginia as you can see!












There are not many people on the planet who have had a cuddle with a capybara!













Urban myth or maybe.......................!












This airline pilot was retiring, and he wanted to make it special
 - we're thinking that he did!













Nobody likes a Smartass!


Thanks Klaus!










Baby doing donuts!














Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Rather cloudy, but mostly dry at first, but a better chance of some brighter spells developing through the afternoon as the breeze picks up.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.