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Thursday, 10 January 2019

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Sorry, still a small effort tonight! Still using my phone to do this. Dear old BT sent me a mini hub - it didn't work, they then emailed me to say that my problem was fixed - it isn't! Today I had another email to say that it was fixed - it isn't. Now I am told that an engineer will call tomorrow, oh and also they said that  a replacement mini hub had been sent to arrive today - it didn't. During this farce, I spoke to BT agents in Newcastle, Middlesborough, Belfast Stoke on Trent and London, all of whom made promises that were not kept! Hey ho! Enjoy what little I can do on a slow connection!








The logical place to stash your fish!












How many of you are old enough to remember the Third Man?















They accidentally  included a hydrant in their picture, so now they've adopted it for every picture!












The milk out of the nose picture is old but here with a new caption!














Now there's an idea!













I've often wondered...........!














Ah! Now there's an idea!


Thanks Derek!











Ha Ha Ha! - Ole!













This is educational!












Elizabeth Hurley is now 53!













Their family photo was a disaster, but at least they are all smiling!













Lazy little git!












Not quite what you had in mind!














The lazy magician!


Thanks Klaus!










Sailing is likened to standing under a cold shower tearing up £20 notes!











Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy at first with most places dry. Perhaps some brighter spells developing during the morning, most likely across Western districts of Essex.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your patience!


Cheers!


Richard.



Wednesday, 9 January 2019

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Sorry - still no Broadband, but they now are allowing to use my phone for free until it's fixed. So here we go, hoping you will enjoy them!









At the pet shop yesterday he chose them!












A puzzle for you!













This snow sculpture is 117m long and 26m high at Kaliningrad!












No answer required!












Not really!












I think that Tibbles has cracked it!












How to avoid a speeding ticket!













No it hasn't landed! - Just a size comparison between a comet and LA!












Here's an entrepreneur!










How nice!












Don't wait!


Thanks Paul!











People are not all bad!













As they say, do one random act of kindness every day!












Good advice!












Well! That worked!












Harwich Weather for Thursday

The odd shower possible during the morning, otherwise after a dry and bright morning, cloud will thicken to bring to patchy light rain or drizzle towards evening.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C

Wind: North-West 7 mph, gusting 15 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 8 January 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Sorry - still no Broadband, it was on, now it's off again and the mini hub that I was sent has failed too. So I am using my phone again, so short and sweet again! I hope it's OK!










The dog decides!












Would you do this?


Thanks Klaus!












Never give up!













One thing in which we are equal!














An old lady waiting for the bus draws a heart in the snow!













It says "Unbelievable how some people dress, Blue shoes do not go!"


 Thanks Klaus!










This one says "Mexico has now accepted the cost of the wall!"


Thanks again Klaus!










You're adopted!


Thanks Robert!










When she passed away, they found that Grandma still had
 the instruction book for her television!














Old Acquaintance!


Thanks Susi!








These gifs kindly sent by Klaus!



































We are told an engineer is coming on Friday, we live in hope!


See you soon!


Richard.

Monday, 7 January 2019

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Sorry Funnies are very limited tonight! I have no Broadband, BT sent me a mini hub to tide me over until it is fixed. That in turn died this evening. So I am doing this with my phone. Please accept the limitations. I will get back to normal as soon as I can!
Enjoy anyway!








Duck's revenge!



Thanks Rosemary!











Often seen!












Reasonable!












Dust!


Thanks Susi











 Oh! The clever Dutch!


Thanks Adrian!










The age of a tree is determined by it's rings, with an artificial one it's by how many layers of parcel tape are on the box!












Naughty boy!


Thanks Ann!









Another Great Truth!


Thanks David!










Now here's an idea!!!












Poor Paddy!


Thanks Geoff H!











Heteronyms!












The tree is raving too!












Mystique cosplay - Hmmm!















Look out!


Thanks Robert!










Epiphany!


Thanks Robert! 










Typical male!


Thanks again Robert!











Immigration in a nutshell!


Thanks Susi!






That's all Folks!


Thanks!


Hope to see you soon!


Richard.