Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Despite my Man Flu, I walked by the sea this morning. Often I see nobody, but this morning I ran into no less than 3 friends, with whom we solved most of the problems of the World! Then I spent a while tidying the garage, before the car disappeared under a pile of cardboard! Now for your funny stuff rations for the day!

In the good old days!

This is a very old oldie but goodee! Note how low the definition is!

How to mess with your cat's mind!

That's novel!

Yes, believe it or not it's a haircut!

Prithee why?

One after my own heart!

Respect!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks David!










In the words of the Cousins, "That's a Given"!!!

Remedies that Grandma made!

Thanks Robert!










Ha Ha Ha !

Thanks again Robert!











I couldn't do it either!

Thanks yet again Robert!










Complaint from Downstairs!

Thanks Rosemary!










His Dad collapsed and had to go to A & E,
when he came out he was wearing this!

That's not a snowman it's a snow monster!!!

Sigh of relief form Lucy!

Morning after the night before!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Less windy, but feeling chillier. Largely dry with patchy cloud and sunny spells, although the odd shower is also possible, but generally these will be light.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: North-West 13 mph, gusting 23 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We both have colds, so we stayed in today. So in between coughing fits I found a few more bits of fun stuff especially for you!

I start to cry!

Thanks Susi!









Katherine can be very funny!

Crafty wildlife!

This car park has built in breathalisers!

Yes Evil!

My thoughts entirely!

Seen in a bar in the Netherlands!

Progress!

Nothing to say here........!

Vertical garden Milan!

You can tell!

Thanks Mo!













These twins married twins and had twins!

Kitchen accessory for the ladies!

Thanks Sandra!













Bugatti Veyron in a trailer park - this guy has his priorities right!

I see what you did there!

Play dead - now!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Some bright spells early on, but becoming increasingly cloudy from the North through the day, bringing the odd spot of light rain or drizzle. A mild, but windy day.

Maximum temperature: 12 deg C
Wind: West 16 mph, gusting 30 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, At last our Broadband is back, so we can now get back into top gear with a full episode of the funny blog. I hope the pictures will amuse y'all!

Does she bite? - No she is just judgmental!

Schmalzy music - I will give you schmalzy!

Never forget that angle grinders have no mercy!

No he can't find his way on his own!

Professionals!

 Bullsh*t!

Grammar and punctuation are very important!

Back to front!

Another Great Truth!

Memories!

Happens often!

Google Drive passes an ancient monument in Rome!

Just settling in to the flight when this happens!

Techie's panacaea!

Both funny and clever!

Thanks Pete!













In for big trouble!

Thanks again Pete!













More wisdom from the QI Elves 








Love pugs!

Well Donald - it's a change from throwing your rattle out of the pram!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Outbreaks of rain are possible at first, clearing to brighter, perhaps sunny spells. Cloud then thickens from the West during the afternoon, but likely staying dry. Remaining breezy and mild.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-West 14 mph, gusting 24 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry, still a small effort tonight! Still using my phone to do this. Dear old BT sent me a mini hub - it didn't work, they then emailed me to say that my problem was fixed - it isn't! Today I had another email to say that it was fixed - it isn't. Now I am told that an engineer will call tomorrow, oh and also they said that  a replacement mini hub had been sent to arrive today - it didn't. During this farce, I spoke to BT agents in Newcastle, Middlesborough, Belfast Stoke on Trent and London, all of whom made promises that were not kept! Hey ho! Enjoy what little I can do on a slow connection!

The logical place to stash your fish!

How many of you are old enough to remember the Third Man?

They accidentally  included a hydrant in their picture, so now they've adopted it for every picture!

The milk out of the nose picture is old but here with a new caption!

Now there's an idea!

I've often wondered...........!

Ah! Now there's an idea!

Thanks Derek!











Ha Ha Ha! - Ole!

This is educational!

Elizabeth Hurley is now 53!

Their family photo was a disaster, but at least they are all smiling!

Lazy little git!

Not quite what you had in mind!

The lazy magician!

Thanks Klaus!










Sailing is likened to standing under a cold shower tearing up £20 notes!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy at first with most places dry. Perhaps some brighter spells developing during the morning, most likely across Western districts of Essex.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your patience!


Cheers!


Richard.