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Thursday, 18 July 2019

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, 
It was wet here today, I had to go to Colchester in the rain, I returned in the rain, but the gardens need it - so they say!
Now for more pictorial gems to tittivate your giggling equipment!








Have a break!













Fun with water balloons in slo mo!


Thanks Klaus









Still loving the Cousins' slogans!














Dick head???















I don't like the word "Chillax" however this bear in a refuge in Croatia is doing just that!












Boom Boom!


Thanks Derek!










Wishes!


Thanks again Derek!












It says "I just wanted to say that the toilet paper is finished!"


Thanks again Klaus!










Your taps are famous!


Thanks Jamie!











Guess who has been rolling in the freshly mown grass!


Thanks Lesley!











The next four are from Robert
Thanks Robert!



























Snail mail?












The traffic control guy is at it again!












Wherever this is it's darned windy today!











All together now - Ahhh!


Thanks yet again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Friday

Increasingly cloudy and breezy with rain spreading erratically Eastwards heavy at times. Possibly brighter in the afternoon, but further rain expected later, prolonged and heavy during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C
Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 31 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support of our little blog!


Cheers!


Richard.







Wednesday, 17 July 2019

Midweek Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, it was a super day, warm sun with a moderate breeze. We had a boat trip to see the seals, there weren't many about today, but some swimming about. Came back very refreshed! Now for more fun stuff which I hope will amuse y'all!








Sophisticated pole dancer













Gift from heaven!


Thanks Klaus!













Unkind, but funny!












Ha Ha!












Another Great Truth!













Their puppy did a sneaky poo. Their robot vacuum cleaner found it!!!













It was ever so!












U Bahn entrance in Frankfurt!












Clever French glasses advert!












The first British Refugee lands on Borkum!


Thanks again Klaus!











She has done this to me too!


Thanks Matt!











Morena Baccarin without make up!












Crown jewels!


Thanks Richard.











Boom Boom!

Thanks Susi!











He made a carnivorous plant in chalk street art, and then persuaded his sister to do this!












Nuts!













And some said that she was an airhead!!!












Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!










More Wisdom!










You can't see me!












Reptillian Whoops!













Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rather cloudy to start with scattered showers gradually moving Eastwards. Perhaps locally heavy, even thundery showers developing for a time, before dry, sunny conditions follow on.

Maximum temperature: 23 deg C
Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 20 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.






Tuesday, 16 July 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another funeral today, done with great dignity. As we get older we seem to be going to more and more. Had a bit of a struggle with the pictures tonight, many were rejected, maybe I am having sense of humour overload! Enjoy them anyway!







Their little daughter is learning her super powers!











The Trumps - a love story!


Thanks Klaus!

















Love the Cousins' slogans - this on a chapel!













At last Nike gets real!!!












If you have a boat or a caravan - it pays to improvise!












Help Help!


Thanks Ann!










Sports venue in an old quarry Dalhalla Sweden!












Tuesday - 3 Terrible facts - 1 Today isn't Friday, 2 Tomorrow isn't Friday,
 and the day after tomorrow also isn't Friday!


Thanks again Klaus!










There's this mad idea of a mass storming of Area 51!














She comes shining out of the bath and says "I have lost a kilo"
He says "I know I can smell it from here!


Thanks yet again Klaus!











In Kyoto they thought it was a river monster, it is however a Giant Salamander.












Meanwhile on Tinfer!











Scarlet Johansson without makeup!














Dog training 21st century style!












Ah! Toblerone mountain!











This duck is strutting his stuff!


Thanks again Klaus!!!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another settled day, feeling warm. High cloud building to give afternoon hazy sunshine. Increasing cloud overnight and showers through the early hours of Thursday.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C
Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.












Monday, 15 July 2019

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was frenetic activity in the Polley household today. Walked the dog, painted the garage gable, then we cleared everything from the garden room and cleaned everything! Tomorrow I have no doubt that I will be walking round like a penguin! Now for your funnies...






Mini Me!













Now these German boys are tough!


Thanks Klaus!














Notelets that depict your hair loss!












Bubbles designed for those with OCD!












I have always been a fan!












Instinct!












Yup - but not with 9 volts!














From the sublime to the................!












Chris Evans admires the Olsen Twins!












All together now - Aaaaaa!












Love this sign!












I hate these "B" machines, they take people's jobs - I never use them!
(I see irony here!)












A variation of the Welcome mat!












Danger wet floor!














At the risk of pontificating, people these days are becoming
SELFISH SELFISH SELFISH!












Hmm -could be me!











Shit happens!



Thanks again Klaus!










Cool! That's me on the left!


Thanks yet again Klaus!!!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mainly fine and dry with patchy cloud and sunny spells. Some of the cloud may bring a shower later, but many places will be dry throughout.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C
Wind: West 5 mph, gusting 9 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.