Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had heavy showers today, although still afflicted by Man Flu, we went to town, the bank, pharmacy and deli. Arrived home as soon as we could, and thawed out with a large cup of tea. Now it is once again that time for me to seek inspiration in the nether regions to find the cream of fun stuff - just for you!

He was dumped at the dog rescue because he had grown too big. 
They tested his DNA and he was 87% wolf!

Necessity is the Mother etc!

Thanks Klaus!













This is a 1400 year old Ginkgo as the leaves fall

Er, yes I think they are!

The folk at Indian Hills are at it again!

This is intellectually very deep!

We must be alike!

Thanks Ann!











At this school prom the Fire brigade do a drink drive accident simulation.
In 25 years there have been no fatalities!

Across the Pond the Cousins are already having snow!

He is doing art, he is inspired - but..........I think he only just started!

I don't know where this is but we are close to the London Array and it is huge!

Glasses?

Thanks Gloria!










This is Harriet who died in 2006 - she knew Charles Darwin!

It says "The most dangerous creature on Earth, the other one is a Bear!"

Thanks Klaus!










This says " A Future Model for German Pensioners....
He is 98 - 2 years retired, She is 93 still working
the son at 70 works part time!"

Thanks again Klaus!












Seen yesterday -- Mike Tyson's Tesla!

Sound advice!

Promo for our other Blog

New page "Cruising with 'Winston' - near the bottom of the home page

Kindergarten kiddies!

Thanks Klaus!

That last beer!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Early rain soon clearing away, then brighter for a time, before further cloud and outbreaks of showery rain spread from the East.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: North 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support for our little blog!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I was battling my Internet failure. It turned out to be the router, all the lights were on but nobody was home! Now replaced and back in business! Stayed in most of the day to try to get on top of the Man Flu, but the sunshine tempted me out pm for a walk along the shore. Now for your funnies......

Know how you feel!

One has the right to dream!

Thanks Klaus!













Tired of shoveling? Buy a flamethrower!

Nothing to say here!

Glad I never thought of that!

Drunk me!!!

Ha! Ha!

I too can supply such a tool!

Combo Extravaganza!

Engineering every day!

In some Czech Pharmacies they have shampoo and conditioner dispensers,
so you can bring a jar and not produce more plastic waste!

It says "Tell me Grandad in your time you had no Mobiles, Internet, Google, Calculators
 what did you use at school? - My Head!!!

Thanks Klaus!










That's me to a tee!

Meet Macrocilix - a moth that camouflages itself by looking like 2 flies eating bird poo!

Oldie but Goodie!

 Thanks Pete!










Memes are not new, this from the 1930s!

If you make frivolous offers.............!

This gives me cramp, just watching!

Thanks Klaus!











You weren't expecting that!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cold, murky day with showers or longer spells of rain, occasionally heavy. Perhaps drier during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 11 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, aged neighbour to the supermarket, I still have no Broadband and am using my phone as a hotspot - hopefully an engineer will arrive tomorrow. Various odd jobs done for aged neighbour, now I must get stuck in to the job in hand and try to make you titter!

Unfortunate Stereotypes!

Remember these clean - cut lads?

Thanks Klaus!















Memory loss? Join the club!

Good little runner!

I am ashamed to say I could do that!

Way back when!

Yes! Ours had a slated roof and if you looked up you could see the stars!

Oh! Yes!

Hmmm! Even with the cream - not sure!

Another Great Truth!

It's a collective pronoun actually!

Thanks Gloria!










Then and Now eh?

Thanks Klaus!










I had to look twice!

Thanks Robert!










Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Thanks again Robert!












Little Smartass

Thanks Paul!











Dancing in Motogear!

Thanks Klaus!











Diving Leopard - Amazing!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Chilly to start with sunshine, any fog gradually clearing. Becoming cloudier during the afternoon with scattered showers. Cloudy overnight with outbreaks of rain, heavy in places.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry I missed yesterday, I have Man Flu......a cold actually, and am feeling sorry for myself! It isn't terminal, and I am sure it will be gone in a few days, meanwhile I am making noises a bit like a sealion!

With the help of my friends here are a few more bits and bobs...








Wonder Woman Cosplay, but this one's
 a 180 lb weightlifter!

Have you been here?

Thanks Derek!









Doh!

Thanks again Derek!












Plain talking!

Nice try pal!

There you go ladies!

Me too chaps!

Poor Paddy!

Thanks Ann!










No - not impossible!

Thanks Derek!











Mean Joker!

Thanks again Derek!












Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks yet again Derek!






Sad but very funny - even the guards are laughing!

Little green eyed demons!

I'll bet she feels really cool. In fact her tattoo says
 Fresh Spring Rolls in Thai!!!

It says "And what did the Plumber say to your tips?"

 Thanks Klaus!












Just Lightning hitting the sea!

Karma!

Oh! The Age in which we live!

Schmalzy? I can give you Schmalzy!

Thanks Klaus!











Meet the singing Zebra!

Thanks again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Throughout the day, thick cloud will settle in, but it will still remain dry until the afternoon when light showers are expected.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.