Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It has been a fine day but cold. I had an exciting time visiting the local recycling centre and the post office. I am publishing early, as I am out on the tiles with the boys tonight. I hope you enjoy tonight's fun stuff!

Whatever happens - Smile!!!

The Future is now!

Thanks Klaus!
















Dangerous talk!

Darned English!

Arachnophobia!

How do they do that?

One is better than the other!

Elizabeth Hurley at 54!

I really don't think you wanted to do that!

Clever paint job!

And another one!

Now please don't get me started!!!!!!!!

Thanks Jamie!










Door comments on the condition of his neighbour!

Great idea from Australia!!!

Thanks Robert!











Makes you think eh?

Thanks again Robert!












Oh! Lordy!

Thanks Rosemary!









The Useless Inventions Man is back with a pillow for if you get thirsty in the night!

Concentrate instead of shouting!!!

Thanks again Klaus!









I will make you a Valentines Cake!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rain soon spreading Eastwards to all parts. Some heavier bursts likely, but becoming light and patchy by afternoon. Milder than of late.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C

Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 27 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was bright and sunny this morning. I had an appointment with the bank which took a while, so I walked by the sea just before lunch. PM was spent fiddling with a laptop, and now it's time for me to stare at the blank canvas and try my best to be creative!

Bwaaaah!

It is called "Last Moment"!!!

Thanks Klaus!














It says "Hello Sweetie - Hello Future Slave!!!"

Thanks Klaus!











Floor man with a sense of humour!

Spike Milligan's stone said "I told you I wasn't well!"

Good Cliche

Sorry Pal it isn't what you think - it's iron pyrites!

That moment when you meet someone who looks more like you than you!!!

Jumbo definitely doesn't like Mercedes!

Here's you looking at me looking at you!

The back to front Trabant -
Who says Germans have no sense of humour!

Too many guns in America - see, they just leave them lying around!

Look up chaps we may be in for a shower!

It was a bit draughty on the West coast last weekend!

Now here's and interesting collection -
You may have guessed I like Gingers!!!

That's really nice, but still no unicorns!

Snow in Bryce Canyon recently - but it is at altitude!

If you can do this you are entitled to show off a bit!

Thanks again Klaus!











The love is a bit over enthusiastic!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A largely fine and sunny morning, although still rather breezy. Sunshine turning increasingly hazy during the afternoon with thicker cloud spreading Eastwards, but staying dry. Less cold than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 29 mph
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You can see we had a couple of showers early this morning

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was a showery day in little old Dovercourt today. We took aged neighbour to the supermarket, later we visited the post office and the optician.

Now I have a pile of new pictures to show you! I sincerely hope that they raise a titter!

Not too elegant - but I bet she flies well!

German shipyard Whoops! BTW she is an ugly ship!!!

Hmm! genetics!

Er - Did you check how deep it is?

Yes I remember, and also in the dark, you could see the stars

 through the holes in the roof!

Oldie but Goodie!

This Poo Tanker driver has a sense of humour!

It says "There is nothing better than coming home in the evening

 and finding that the TV remote is free!"

Thanks Klaus!

Oh! Yes!!!

Thanks Jane!

Tonight's Philosophical Thought!

Thanks John C!

One of today's problems!

Thanks Robert!

One cannot be rid of the Stupid!

Who on Earth would pay good money to look like that!!!

Ooh! I can see your.........Kalashnikovs!

One way to commit suicide - pretend to be a road cone!

Yes they are shrunken heads!

Sorry - absolutely no idea!!!

Fantasy versus Reality!

Thanks again Klaus!

What a hobby!!!

Thanks yet again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Sunny spells with just a scattering of showers, that could be locally heavy. Rather windy and feeling fairly cold.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 31 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.