Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a day like yesterday, I walked in warm sun by the beach, arrived home, finished the upstair doorsteps, and then down came the rain again! Now I have fossicked "Down there" and trawled yet more fun stuff which I hope will raise a small titter! Enjoy!

Blackmail!

You may get sweaty palms watching this!

Thanks Derek!

Initiative!

Of Course!

Repair kit!!!

It is true!!!

Know that feeling!

Mr Noah didn't notice the lions!

Thanks Janet!

The Ark - Latest!

Thanks Robert!

Towser just loves bagels!!!

What? - No seat belt???

Not a bull in a china shop - this is Russia!

Tibbles - I suspect is just about to pounce!

For sale - one careful owner - created the Channel Tunnel!

Happens often when reading in bed!

There - you see - Moobs do have a useful purpose!

The kiddies don't seem to be scared of the monster!

It takes all sorts!

He just doesn't care!

Analogue.........!

Nature will always overcome!

Too much technology - Oh! and 

Too many guns in America!!!

Dad......there's a chicken in the bathroom!

Tibbles stars in a new book!

I know you love sausages, but don't grovel!

Yes but why???

More on farts!

Definitely Happy!

For the Boys!

Selected especially for you!

Even more Bloopers!

Thanks Klaus!

A touch of the Blarney!

Thanks again Derek!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A cloudy start with showery rain before drier and brighter conditions push eastwards. During the afternoon, sunshine and showers once again, some heavy and thundery.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) and 16°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-west 10 miles per hour, gusting to 21 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:59

Sunset: 20:48

Moonrise: 10:08

Moonset: 02:01

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a repeat of yesterday, I walked and on my return started work on the upstair thresholds. I had to cut a new one which I split getting it out, and then they had to have two coats of paint. Hopefully they will be dried off enough to reinstall tomorrow. I am hoping that this will win me brownie points for sea time! Now for your fun stuff....

Gonner!

The late great Dave Allen

Thanks Derek!

The beginnings of life breakfast!

Another great truth!

Classic!

Thanks Geoff!

It says " The neighbour complains that you chased people on a motorbike

He lied I don't have a motorbike!"

Thanks Klaus!

Pretty..............useless!

1930s Japanese people making a selfie!

This is the last time that I am going to tell you lot!!!

Freudian slip!

Small Batman fan!

Understatement!

I don't need to ask what you are doing in there!

Here comes Mr McGregor!

All males have this built in!

Must be Canada!

Jedi - choose your weapons!

I am trying not to look bored!

Well intentioned, but the layout is rubbish and you can't spell afraid!!!

Retail workers deserve a medal especially in the pandemic!!!

Tibbles has been living next to the nuclear power station for too long!

I bet it annoys the staff too!

Paradise - but do they have Internet???

How kind!

Must have been written by a man!

I am!!!

We've all been here!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

For the Boys!

Balcons abound tonight!

Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks again Derek!

Yucky - but fun too!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another day of sunshine and showers is expected across Essex. These again turning heavy and thundery during the afternoon and early evening.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) and 15°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 10 miles per hour, gusting to 20 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:00

Sunset: 20:47

Moonrise: 08:59

Moonset: 01:26

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.