Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was even warmer today, people were actually moaning about the heat - last week they were moaning about the cold and rain - there's no pleasing some people! Now for another explosion of mirth coming to you straight from the bottom of the Internet!

Tibbles is pretending to be a spider!

I wish that I could do this!

Sorry - couldn't resist!

Seenagers!

Thanks Derek!

He's Pink!

Thanks Jamie!

Well spotted!

Thanks Rita!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Robert!

Brexeteer asking for EU bar staff!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Thanks again Robert!

How do you know!!!!

Thanks yet again Robert!

Stress reduction!

Thanks Robert!

Riker's Facepalm!

Thanks Rosemary!

Too many guns in America!

What the hell are they doing with those kids?????

Creepily effective!

Hmm not the most hygienic invention!!!

Yes - Get Out!!!

Not sure what this represents!

Steampunk Storm trooper helmet

(Contradiction in terms)!!!

Some of these themed cakes are great - this - maybe not!

Tibbles pretends to be a salad!

The Penguins are having too much fun!

At 3 this is a fortune!

He's trying to make some sort of statement - 

How many tubes of superglue son?

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Love nest?

Does milk cost more than petrol or less?

Seems a bit complicated!

Yes - the guy on the right is a drawing!!!

Small Photobomber!

They always say "NO"!!!

Is he real???

Lego or Gas?

Confusion of eras here I fear?

And wolf found man.....!

Trainee Pirate!

Thats how rumours start!

How to surprise the cashier!

Tonight's philosophical thought!

For the Boys!

They're back by popular demand......

Keepy Uppy anyone?

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy with outbreaks of thundery rain possible. Cooler than previous days, but still feeling humid. Light winds inland, breezier along the coast.

Temperature: 20°C (Inland) and 19°C (Coastal)

Winds: north 8 miles per hour, gusting to 16 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:41

Sunset: 21:09

Moonrise: 02:30

Moonset: 13:36

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funniies

Dear Family and Friends, Another wonderful day, wasted on me unfortunately, still stuck indoors, hoping the back will recover soon. Meanwhile my inactivity allows me to scour the nether regions for more fodder for all of you!

OK so you get out now or I turn it on!

As promised I found the original - great fun at the time!

I had to think for a minute!

Thanks Derek!

Inevitable I suppose!

One upmanship - My parrot spits rainbows!

Starwars fan I guess!

I really need to go to Iceland!!!

I asked for a little cup of coffee!

Crude - but to the point!

Have you noticed the Hobbits?

Nice, but could I just have a rant -

Our dear Cousins describe all plurals just by adding an "S"

Stop it!

It is just possible this is a set up!!!

Daddy she doesn't like having her picture taken!

Kaboom!

Another Great Truth!

Spectacular!

Now the Storm Trooper says "Eat your toast or you get light sabred"!!!

They do don't they!

Possibly an UFOlogist!

How did he manage that?

He's enjoying that as much as you - Oh! and it's a Vespa!

The Amish are beginning to move with the times!

Looks like He really did!

Smiling does not hide your shame!!!

Nothing like a little wallow!

Miracle she didn't have a heart attack!

Boom - Tish!

Diminutive batman!

Coming of age cake!

A Lego fan - but being mercenary - 

I wonder how much that many bricks cost????

Oh! Dad!

Oh! Lordy!

Come on - one of the oldest tricks ever!!!

Thanks Klaus!

I want one - please!!!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Mist and fog soon clearing to leave a fine sunny morning. Some cloud will build into the afternoon with a risk of isolated thundery showers developing, though most parts dry.

Temperature: 25°C (Inland) and 21°C (Coastal)

Winds: south-west 9 miles per hour, gusting to 16 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:42

Sunset: 21:08

Moonrise: 02:14

Moonset: 12:23

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.