Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another busy day, had a meeting with nice cousins regarding family matters, seemed to take most of the morning. PM prepping the car for a long journey next week. Just time for a penultimate funnies before our staycation...

This is weird but funny in an upside down way!

Science? We love science!

Chicago's Magical Piano

Clever! A shredder especially for cars

Gallery

The face of fear!

Always the same you do your best and she still chooses the other guy!

Not 100%

One of the most original selfies!

Very clever piece of statuary

There is truth here.....

As we have said before boys just have to play with their toys

as soon as they get them home!

One day my son all these will fit into your pocket!

Ha! A likely tale

There is an element of truth here too!

I don't think I ever found it!!!

The Cousins are at it again

Spel it rite giys!

Jokes

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Derek

A late arrival from Teneriffe!
Thanks Arthur!

Our neighbour has a pug they are cute!
This one's from Ireland

Harwich Weather for Sunday   

Dry and bright with good spells of sunshine throughout the morning and early afternoon. A scattering of thunderstorms may develop towards evening, though these will be less severe than recent days. Very warm with temperatures peaking at 24 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-2 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 5.03 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essesxweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, Hot again today, too hot for work! It will all end in tears we expect heavy thunderstorms tonight! Apologies, yesterday I said that it was our 630th edition, it was actually our 680th!

The brain is definitely going.... now for the more important business of the evening..

For petrolheads everywhere - the world's fastest police cars

Thanks Bill!

Tee Hee two guys lip sync their aunts having a conversation!

Adam has fun with gas!

Thanks Janet for this - another H & P classic!

Gallery

Hey Bert - they just took off!

Haaappy!

Stephen is making pork pies - They aren't kosher you know!

May need another coat on there bud!

This from Prof Brian Cox...

I think they got it wrong, but somehow it is so right!

Are you........?

If they swapped Earth with Saturn.....

Japanese Snow Monkey - Tweeting...

Loo's clogged again!

The eternal mystery - why?

Joke Central

Bills Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

How do the unemployed differ from public servants? 

The unemployed have previously worked.

Thanks Rita!

Even more wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another very warm, perhaps hot day is expected with a mixture of sunny spells and heavy, locally severe thunderstorms. The ongoing risk of torrential downpours and large hail. Maximum temperature 26 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Lightning Risk: High | Sunrise: 5.02 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was the hottest day so far just below 30c! This is our 630th issue, thanks for your continued support!

I suspect this may be in the Southern States..

Close to my heart - the view from aloft on a sailing ship

Epic Pen spinners

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The Mona Lisa is somewhat photogenic!

Dead give away

I see where you're coming from

He's sorry that it has been relegated!

Yup - that's going to be a Pizza

The beautiful model I can understand - but in a flood!!!

I think that we've all been here!

It's always the same one hot day......and then as the sun goes down.......

He just kept trying!

Sorry no jokes today so here's another animation

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A hot day with unbroken sunshine. Temperatures climbing quickly through the morning, peaking at the highest so far this year during the late afternoon. Turning thundery overnight with severe weather possible. Maximum temperature 29 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 5.01 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Medium) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, For two days we have been building a gazebo "It will take an hour" they said.....hmmm! 4 hours yesterday and most of today, at least it's done now so I can concentrate on more important matters i.e. the Funnies!

This from Bill amazing statues!

Moving day in Taiwan serious business!

This is clever but frenetic and a bit weird!

Novel but stupid - who wants boiled wine!

Gallery

Forever alone!

Tee Hee! you know how we feel about idiots...

Good Question!

An elephant with a cat on his bum!

Aaaaarrrrggggh - not Grandma!

Poor old Vlad getting some stick again...

Said with Spirit!

Thanks Robert!

Nothing to say here..

The epitome of good taste!

Good try Mr Jones!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Derek's Joke 3

Derek's Joke 4

Thanks Derek!

German fans at their best!

Thanks Klaus

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Cloud will slowly thin through the morning allowing unbroken spells of sunshine to develop. Very warm once again and becoming humid. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.00 am Pollen and Spore Level: 7 (High) | UV Level: 7 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.