Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So it goes on, more rain for the weekend! Never mind....time for Funnies!

Take 2 mad Swedish Plumbers, and what do you get?

The Bay of Fundy has the biggest tides in the World - timelapse

This is for my dear Wife the cast of Dr Who play 500 miles :-)

100 hours work 2 seconds, his world - ends - Oh! S**t!

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North American way to stop points freezing (no "wrong sort of snow" here!)

Just looking for somewhere to drop in

You may be a nice looking girl - but look around you!

Any Canine will fall for a good bum scratch!

Photo bomb 931

Can anyone please tell me what is elegant or nice about this?......

Sochi has begun, here's Vlad basking in the Limelight!

Thwaites Brewery made a load of guys redundant, maybe they should

 have spared the electricians!

Perfect timing!

Hey - you missed a bit!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Thanks Derek!

Even more wisdom from the QI Elves

This Raven can talk like Severus Snape and a Japanese kid!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Dry, bright start with some sunshine before showers arrive on a strengthening Southerly breeze. Showers becoming heavy and frequent during the afternoon with a risk of hail and thunder. Winds peaking late-afternoon with gusts of 50-55 miles per hour along the Essex coast. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 95 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.25 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Wet wet wet - no not the band, but Harwich with even more rain, maybe we will sprout webbed feet! Meanwhile, not going out is helpful in blogging!

Remember that funny steam instrument on Mississippi Paddlers?

This one starts really badly, but hang on the end is - better!

More silliness listen to the clip, then do what they tell you on the screen...

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Sochi starts tomorrow - here's Vlad protecting us from the Toothpaste Bombers!!!

Ideal for stargazing

Slip of the tongue!

Bards of the Bog

Health and Safety!

Sad Valentine...

Today's Caption Competition

Seems legit

This is a mirror on an easel, and the image looks like a painting

Best consumption or........

Thanks Derek!

Derek's Joke

Things I can no longer do.....

Yet again thanks Derek (you've been busy!)

Harwich Weather for Friday

Last of the overnight cloud and rain clearing by mid-morning with brighter conditions developing. Apart from a stray afternoon shower, it will be a pleasant afternoon with plenty of winter sunshine and light winds. Maximum temperature 9 degrees Celsius. Thanks Essexweather.com Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.27 am Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

Funnie on Wednesday

Dear Family and Friends, We have been so lucky, the forecast storm seems to have passed us by. We feel sorry for the folks in the West who are having a miserable time! Now hopefully to make you smile - your Funnies...

This is weird, it's called soil liquefaction

Yes I know they set fire to cars, but they are beautiful!

More silliness Lord Vader conducts - his tune!

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They had an ice storm in Odessa, this taken yesterday they call it the "Ice Dragon"

Thanks Natasha!

I will play you the song of my people

Get back in the b****y CAR! 

I think we have here a suitable candidate for the"Walk on the straight line" game!

Today's Caption Competition

This kid comes to school every day with an original cartoon on his lunch bag

Now this must be the very best Selfie ever!

Person of Walmart

She appears to be sublimely unaware!

A really cool Sikh

Very short teabag

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke

This from good friend Paul, sit back, go full screen, turn up the sound
and enjoy a backseat ride in an RAF Typhoon!

Thanks Paul!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry, bright for much of the day with lengthy sunny intervals and feeling mild in light South-Westerly winds. Heavy, persistent rain arriving during the early evening with the risk of local flooding overnight. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.28 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks to all of you - we just passed 58,000 hits

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are battening down the hatches, there is a storm coming our way tonight and tomorrow. Stuck indoors, provided that we don't have power cuts, I should be able to find more funny stuff just for you.

Heard of Ski Ballet? - Me neither

This is Nascar, how about a photo?

The Red Hot Chilli Pipers - need I say more?

Those Russian Girls are Tough!

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Although I don't like Bear Grylls - I like this little S*^t even less!

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Latest thing - Doggy Doormat

Nice! When does the wrestling begin?

Is this the Afri-car?

No sitting room on the 0830 to Harpenden

Special Day Whoops 540

After the Death Star was blown up, jobs for Stormtroopers are not numerous!

And the people of the Somerset levels said  "Bog Off!"

Thanks Geoff!

This is a big part of my life!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Very windy throughout with a greater risk of gale-force winds affecting many places during the morning. Lingering overnight rain will clear allowing brighter conditions to develop for a time, before blustery showers return for the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 10 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Sunrise: 7.30 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for your continuing support

Cheers!

Richard.