Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were doing odd jobs around the house today, nothing too taxing, so I had enough energy left to go into cyberspace and dig up stuff just for you!

Who says that Bill Gates doen't have a sense of humour?

It was all in a good cause apparently

Who needs enemies with friends like these

Gallery

Yes we had quite a lot of rain lately !

BBQ or be damned!

Them Ghost Riders in the sky.......dum dum dum

Tart with Nutella?

Look boys!...........no seat belt...........bet you spotted that!

I sense Irony here...

Awwwwwwww!

Kermit betrayed

Absolutely nothing to say here!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill !

Another Lithuanian Joke...

Sherlock Holmes calls upon the Mrs Hudson “Bring me a glass of brandy”. 
-The reply “God you will bring it”. 
-“There is no God. “
-That Means it will not come!

 Thanks Rita!

Bus Humour from around the World

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Rather cloudy with outbreaks of light rain and drizzle during the morning with winds strengthening. Sunshine and scattered blustery showers follow later. Feeling unseasonably cool with afternoon highs of only 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.46 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com ! Thanks for your support - as always! Cheers! Richard.

 

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We're early today, are taking elderly neighbour to hospital, and are not sure when we will be back - so here goes...

Like to tan - this might put you off!

Dads spoil stuff right? Well not in this case!

How about Boogie Boogie Hedgehog?

This is just a tad creepy!

Gallery

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm..............Whoops!

 Look into my eyes - not around the eyes....etc

You should be so lucky!

I found this somewhat scary!

Excuse me Madam - I mean Sir - er.......

A quickfire joke below by friend Craig!

If you get excited at finding your name on a coke bottle, then imagine how Matt White feels every time he goes to B&Q?

Thanks Craig!

 Oldie but goodie

At first I thought it was a Cousin's slogan but then I saw the numberplate

Loo is terrified!

I just love the green one!

 Ironic!

John's Joke

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Open a beer with a banana? Nah use a glass!

Thanks Klaus!

Big trailer Whoops!

Harwich weather for Saturday

A dry and bright day with sunny spells. Feeling a little cooler again as the Westerly breeze strengthens. Becoming cloudier during the evening with a spell of rain likely overnight into Sunday. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 5.44 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was sunny intervals and heavy showers today, this coupled with garden table assembly, left me back at the computer to fix your Fun Stuff with not too much time.....thanks to contributing friends who helped save the day!

This is schmalzy, but Mum's reaction is special!

Gallery

Ooh! Aah!

Shark attack!

Good bun!

Topless!

Clever sticker!

The Ultimatim!

Now I can guess what you're going to say.....

You haven't learned the poker face have you!

Hey you're doing it wrong........or maybe right! Whatever!

Dare you!

Joke Central

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke

Arthur's Joke 1

Arthur's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

Lithianian Joke

A man with his wife watching a horror movie. Suddenly, the monster appears on the screen. Wife:-Oh, MOM! 
- Yes it is a bit like her!...-said the man.

Thanks Rita!

Thanks Klaus these are amazing pictures!

How to open a bottle with a banana

Thanks Richard C !

Harwich Weather for Friday

A much drier and brighter day for many with lengthy sunny spells. A few thundery showers are still possible during the afternoon and early evening. Feeling cooler again in a moderate North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 50 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-3 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 5.42 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexgirl.com ! Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.