Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you all have a good week! I'm making a small change tonight, as I have received so many jokes from my kind friends while we were away, I have put them all one one page, as you will see lower down....

This an oldie, but ......

I love volcanoes - here's one...


Everything can be virtual these days even - makeup!


Ikea is Swedish - no sense of humour? Well see how they describe their latest gadget!

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The Hormones start to flow......

I have seen some weird and stupid things in my life - but.........

Breviceps fucsus, even when he's happy he looks peed off!

Hey Punk make my day!

Is that you Prince Andrew?

Yes that's why I seldom do!

Ha Ha!

Then they might recycle the dog poo!

What an understated fashionista you are madam!

Clever...

Jokes from my dedicated helpers

Thanks again guys!

This is another experiment with 4k, you may need to turn off any processes you are not using for best results

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

It will be another dry day with long warm sunny spells, light winds and only a small amount of cloud developing late in the day. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.22 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, So I'm back online after an interesting day installing a Solid State Drive (Holiday present from Germany), it certainly makes thing wizzier!

Now to more important matters, Funnies - Just for you!

I have been fiddling with 4k - that's super high definition - I think that you will notice the difference!
Try it in Full screen mode..

I believe that we are witnessing an alien abduction here.....

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The name's Canute - Canute Pratt actually!

Oh! Here's a good idea.....BzzzzzzzFzzzzzz Bang!

(If they got rid of all the idiots.....etc)

Where's the Project Manager?

They may be wrong, I think that she would distract the opposition

and that would be an advantage!

This took me a minute......

First we struggled with the abhorrent apostrophe - now it's quotation marks..

I'm sure that the Gorilla would let you!

Now here's a GOOD idea!

Funny - nobody calls ma Ricky any more!

Jokes

Arthur's Joke

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Susi !

Harwich Weather for Monday

Any mist patches will clear well before the morning rush-hour to leave a dry and fine day across the district with some good spells of warm sunshine and light winds. Increasing amounts of cloud are expected to arrive during the evening and overnight period. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.21 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for coming back!

Cheers!   

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are back from Germany, and here are the latest Funnies. Sorry it's short and sweet, but I am in the process of upgrading my computer, and I have to pull it apart in the next hour or so, and I'm not sure how it's going to go!

A bit long but fascinating!

Another Mad Dad!

Infant prodigy - long but worth a look

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 It took a minute!

Demonstrating the law of levers!

Nothing to say here...

Only 110 days until Christmas  :-)

If they got rid of all the idiots - etc...

Another example of a not well thought out Tatty

Sorry dear the word Christmas Tree comes to mind!

Yup they fell for it!

Thanks to you we just passed 89,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry but we are going to Germany tomorrow, so no more Funnies until September, look out for us then.....

Meet the Hungry Mackerel

Thanks Elna!

He learns how to catch his toy, and then.......

I thought - so sad! -Tee hee!

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Er - Add them all together????

Poor man's Drone

He seems pleased with himself

Another way of looking at Death

Oh Yes! We all will need these!

 UFO caught on tape!

Thanks Maggie!

Photobomb 1123

A little biology lesson!

Mr PayPal

Novel way of taking a selfie

Different ways to the same thing

Lambo? Really?

In your dreams Mr Cop!

Sorry no Jokes tonight!

Except - one Lithuanian one....

In the Mediterranean Sea, you can bathe safely. You have nothing to be afraid of, the sharks-they eradicate the jellyfish!

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A fine, dry and bright day with sunny periods and occasional cloud. Feeling cool out of the sunshine and temperatures continue to trend slightly below the seasonal average. Afternoon high of 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.02 am Pollen and Spore Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you we have just passed 88,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.