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Saturday, 20 September 2014

Saturday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was wet, wet, wet today, although we came off better than the South of the county where they had 50mm and flooding...

Here are your funny bits




Thanks John!









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You must be a certain age to get this.....



At school I learned about "Redundancy in Grammar"
I doubt very much if they teach that now.....



Gibson eat yer (Brave) heart out! Ha Ha!



I don't know what this is I suspect it might be a top view of a Minion's head????



This also could be two Minions hiding in a sack...



Nothing to say here..



No I am not the Doctor!

Thanks Mo!


Anatidaephobia

Thanks Neil


Oh Apple!!!



A tap on the shoulder might have worked - too much technology!





Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!



Sinister or what?





Harwich Weather for Sunday







Mist and low cloud will clear during the morning with bright or sunny spells developing. Many places will stay dry throughout, although the odd shower remains possible. Freshening Northerly breeze. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.42 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com !



Thanks to you we just passed 91,000 hits!



Cheers!


Richard.





Friday, 19 September 2014

Weelend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Today was a good day, out to lunch with friends and Facetime with the family in Israel,

Oh! and I was 71 - years young. Now for your delectation, more fun stuff!


Nobody was taking any notice when.......


Remember the mousetrap game? This guy built one that the local kids could enjoy


Meet my new delivery :-)




If you show off - moral - you get bitten!




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If only it were true!

Thanks John!


As it is "Talk like a Pirate day "- I received this from Holland-
It took a minute1

Thanks Gloria


Our kids had these - they look stupid but no tears at bathtime!




A likely tale!



The story of my life



In Englis English Booger = Bogey!



Good slogan!



Beware carniverous tables...



People of Walmart - Synchronised scootering...



Remember this? The kids loved it -
screen debut for Will Smith





Bill's Jokes

Thanks Bill !


Look out! There's a flood! - Oh!







Harwich Weather for Saturday







Isolated thunderstorms at first clearing to leave a largely dry and bright day. The best of the sunshine reserved for the afternoon and evening. Still pleasantly warm for the time of year. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.40 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks to Essexweather.com !




Thanks for calling by and all your greetings!


Cheers!


Richard.




Thursday, 18 September 2014

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Warm and moist - not me - the weather! Great day again but too hot to work outdoors for long. Now cooling indoors and digging up some stuff, we're early today because we're invited out for a meal tonight...


BTW tomorrow is "Talk Like a Pirate Day"
It's also my birthday - so the Jolly Roger will be flying from our flagpole !



We've had juggling otters, how about trampolining foxes?






This is the sort of thing that happens to me!





Reactions to an awkward twerk!




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Ta Da moment..



The Onezy is not a new idea...



Personality!



That's it! Talk to one another!



So you can fly!



It's the same with many things!




Naughty Fido!





I don't often use stuff like this - but he's got a point, too many people share
stuff they haven't researched first.....




Alien abduction of course!



This is on my bucket list! Iceland, Volcano and Northern lights all in one go!



I'm sure that I was like this.....a long time ago!

Thanks Elna!



Tons!

Thanks Arthur!





This is a mini movie and quite long. If however you're a Minions fan it's worth a look!








Harwich Weather for Friday






Another warm day is expected with spells of sunshine. Ongoing risk of showers or thundery downpours, although most places will stay dry throughout. Gentle Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-4 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 6.39 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 3 (Moderate)
 Thanks Essexweather.com !




Thanks for calling in!



Cheers!


Richard.





Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Our Indian Summer continues, misty early then brightening up. I hope that I can brighten you up too!.....










When I forget my hearing aid - I do this to try and look cool!




Gallery




Bless their Majesties



Wassisname?



Creep up on it!



That's the way captain!

Thanks Geoff!


Goldfish? Really?
I only eat herrings!



Oh Lordy! What is that......



I did this - I didn't have to do it more than once!  :-)



Alarmed?



In the eye of the beholder..



Aaaarrrrgggh!



That's exactly what it says Shrimp (singular!)





Sorry - no jokes today so here are a brace of 

clips




Thanks Klaus




This could quite possibly be our Grandchildren's hamster - 
his name incidentally is Steve - he's demolishing a burrito




Harwich Weather for Thursday





Cloud may be slow to clear during the morning, but it will gradually brighten up with sunshine developing. By late afternoon, high temperatures and humidity may trigger a scattering of showers or a isolated thunderstorm. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius.
Rainfall Risk: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 6.37 am
Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)
 Thanks Essexweather.com !



Thanks so much for dropping by again!


Cheers!


Richard.