Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  The new week begins, it's dull here, fog this morning, cloudy this afternoon....a bit like the inside of my head! However I found a few more bits - just for you!

Thanks Klaus for this which may just drive you insane!

A Propos the QI Elves

Do you ever read this? If you do please say, it takes a while to put together..

Not sure how this got in...

Good concept?

I know the feeling!

Young person's traffic signal

Walmart again.....

There is no hope!

Yup it is time!

Believe me there's always a new one on the bog brush handle !!!

The story of my life!

The Cousin's weird ads...

Ill advised!

Ha!

Arthur's Joke

Derek's Offering for today

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Mist and fog will soon clear during the morning with some bright or sunny spells developing, especially into the afternoon. Feeling pleasant in the sunshine and light winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.56 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another good day in sunny Harwich today. A bit more cloud than before but warm. I have fossicked and ferretted and found a few more bits and bobs which I sincerely hope will stimulate your giggling gear...

3 coins in a fountain - well actually a dog...

This is scary - 5 year old doing press ups!

Nice! A dog is trained to return things left on planes

Walmart?.......Walmart?????

Trust our friends and neighbours the Dutch to come up with this!

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That's me - the old relative!

Needs to be liked...

Thanks Barbara

Thought is free!

Thanks again Barbara

How to turn disaster into epic

They just don't like you!

Sniff - no, cat!

Another person of Walmart - they just keep coming!

In my whole life there is absolutely now way I would go on this thing!

Things that a president really shouldn't do!

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

This from Tony -thanks!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Early mist and fog will clear to leave a mostly dry morning with warm sunny spells. There is a risk of showery rain arriving during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 12 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.55 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a very calm day today, the sea was calm, our house was calm, and I was - sort of calm, now I must motivate myself to attempt to amuse you...

This small boy is lucky, his Dad is one of the World's

 best special effects men!

Thanks Klaus!

Not sure about this - eh? Boys? Boys?

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I don't usually use stuff like this, but there's a hell of a good point here!!!

Yup Crazy!

First World Rebel!

Awww! Shame!

True!

Nothing to say here..

Photoshop - add a topper

Another profound truth!

It is difficult to make a very loud farting noise in print!

Yoda?

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Low cloud, mist or fog patches will clear to leave another dry day with variable cloud and prolonged warm sunny spells developing. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.53 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I had one call out today, and a visit to the Health Centre, can life get more exciting than this? - The result I dozed on the sofa most of the afternoon! However I'm back to find you just a bit more pictorial fun!

Girls just wanna have fun!

Thanks Klaus

Reneck Carousel

Thanks again Klaus!

After Juggling otters, this mum lays down the law!

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Happy Birthday to you!

I told you before - the Cousins can't spell!

Remember the Golden Girls?

I don't carrot either!

Gotta be Walmart!

Safety first!

And the howler of the week goes to.......

Agri - Stuart    Gloria - just for you!

I know how he feels!

Tee hee!

Wack 'em and wack 'em and wack 'em!

(Quote Mr Toad - Wind in the Willows)

Engrish

Romantic night at the hotel - not what you think!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Patchy fog and low cloud slowly lifting during the morning but on the whole staying fairly cloudy with only occasional sunny spells. Feeling rather warm for late September in light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 20 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.51 am Pollen and Spore Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks as always for coming back again and again!

Cheers!

Richard.