Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was the last day of our "Indian Summer", tomorrow wind and rain are forecast. Never mind, we shall batten down the hatches and get on with it! Here are some funnies - just for you!

As you know I'm a sucker for a bit of Folk music!

These two do it rather well!

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Oh yes the wind is on it's way!

I'm fiddling with Windows 10 preview, it may change quite a bit before it is released next year, but it is quite nice - more Win 7 than the much unloved 8.1 !

Yeah! Real Girls !

Hokay! Yoo wanna free 'lectricity? I feex!

Oh and they missed out the British Isles!!!

Nothing wrong with Bananas!

Neil Flit to the rescue! - Not!

Definitely remove it!

Thanks Derek!

Camouflage..

This is the Pug's opinion of the bridge....

Stoned? Yes but sense of humour intact !

Little brothers can be *!*!*!*s

Joke Central

Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke -

Two girlfriends chatting:-I've heard that you once again live with ex-husband? 
-Yes. Just couldn't look at his happy face!

Thanks Rita!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Perhaps some early brightness, but largely cloudy with a short spell of wet and windy weather crossing the district. Brighter conditions return by early afternoon with sunny intervals to end the day. Noticeably cooler than recent days. Maximum temperature 19 deg. C (66 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-7 mm | Sunrise: 7.03 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a bit busy day today, lightning visit to Ikea this morning, finishing a laptop PM. Now I can sit back, relax and try to dig up some humour - just for you!

As you may know I love volcanoes, these pictures were taken by a remote drone in Iceland

Thanks Martin !

Thanks Klaus!

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Sometimes the only way is the shoehorn !

Ha Ha! That's how it is!

We have a neighbour like this!

Hilarious!

Tee Hee !

I totally agree with this!

Looks like it worked buddy!

Is this how we are percieved???

Thanks Maggie!

Touche!

Another truth!

I love the facial expressions!

Oh! Those (Chinese) Estate agents!

Double statndards?

Bwaaaaaaaagh! Its................on his arm!

Joke Central

Thanks very much chaps!

Sorry I couldn't put them all in  :-(

Thanks Klaus - again!

  

Harwich Weather for Friday

A rather dull start with extensive low-cloud and patches of fog. Brighter conditions breaking through by mid-morning with the remainder of the day dry with lengthy spells of warm sunshine. Light South-Westerly winds and maximum temperatures of 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 7.01 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your contunued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, It was another fabulous day in Harwich! This has been the driest and warmest September since 1910! Now after helping a friend with his ailing laptop, I'm back in harness to create a potpourri of visual candy - just for you!..

Dear Family and Friends, It was another fabulous day in Harwich! This has been the driest and warmest September since 1910! Now after helping a friend with his ailing laptop, I'm back in harness to create a potpourri of visual candy - just for you!..

Thank you Gloria for this...hold down the left mouse button

 and slide, then scroll down to the next picture

I have seen some of these before, but the quality is amazing, to commemorate 70 years since D Day

The World's Largest Swimming Pool

Thanks Derek!

Oh Mum! 4 out of 10 for effort!

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Unfortunate conjunction.....

Wha?........Really????

Not the best formula, but a formula...

Dubya - again....

There is indeed no hope!...

What in the name of all that is sanity - are you wearing missy?

He fixed the loo, fixed the pipes, but forgot ..........the door!

Ha Ha! - that's me 3rd from the left!

Accident with the Halloween display

21st Century Confessional

Tip Jar

Derek's Jokes

Thanks Derek!

Lithuanian Joke....

Man intently all day watching TV. His wife brings him coffee. Spouse have tantrum and angrily exclaims:-it's sugar-free! After all, you know that I hate coffee without sugar!!!

— I know dear, but wanted to hear your voice.

Thanks Rita!

Our friends and near neighbours the Dutch, have a thingy!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Largely cloudy skies with showery outbreaks of rain affecting many parts of the district during the morning. Brighter conditions arrive early afternoon, allowing plenty of sunshine to break through by the end of the day. Rather warm once again with highs of 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 6.58 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you all we just passed 92,000 hits on the site!

Cheers!

Richard.