Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, At last the rain went away, and we had a mild nice day.Had one call out, then a visit from the Returned Holidaymakers, with tales to tell. Now I can sit back and try to compose a new little gem just for you!

How to send a parcel in the stone age....

Thanks Klaus!

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Peaceful little ride through Russia!

At the Dentist - we've all been here!

Thanks to the many of you that sent me this!

Meanwhile on surveillance Oleg and Boris are becoming just a bit bored!

We call them "Landmines"

My thoughts entirely!

We sometimes have to do this - very reluctantly!

Now I can only think this is some kind of dirigible

or maybe it' a huge A**se

Ring ring........ring ring......

Our cousins and those slogans again!

Top tip!

Ok This is the place where we ask the ladies to look the other way!

Boys...remember the ice bucket challenge which has now petered out?

Well not quite - meet Michaela Schaeffer...

Thanks Bill!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Dry and bright conditions with lengthy spells of sunshine are expected for much of the day. Cloud amounts will increase along with freshening winds late afternoon. Rain arriving overnight. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 20 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.25 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, How is your week going? Well I hope! We are busy, computer stuff, and preparing to pick up family from Heathrow tomorrow. Meanwhile, here are my attempts to make you snigger - just a little...

I saw "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik, and thought...........Hmmm!........never mind!

For the Petrolheads - The Tesla is an electric car - a special car!


How did they do that?

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Oh! Thailand!!!

In your dreams Dad!

Climb and see what happens!

No Idea!

Thanks Arthur!

Man size sausage ????

Not quite sure what's going on here....

The Police lady seems to be enjoying herself though

Perish the thought

Love the Drain Man's number plate!

He had to do a selfie of his present from his Nan....

Scorpion chair? - Nah!

Never!

Ha Ha - True!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

This is German - but it doesn't matter......."Alcohol Patches"

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and bright day once any early mist and fog clears. Plenty of sunny spells are expected, however increasing cloud during the afternoon will turn the sunshine hazy by evening. Freshening South-Easterly breeze. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 25 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.21 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you great folks we just passed 94,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was definitely Monsoon weather today, in 24 hours we had 23.4mm rain....1 inch in old money! So didn't get far today. Did battle with a laptop, I thinkl I will beat it, but that will be tomorrow as I am busy at the moment creating another pictorial artwork - just for you!

As you may know I love Christmas Lights

This guy has adapted them for Halloween, The mayor 

of the town has forced him to stop - pity!

Halloween Lights

How about something mad! I dream of building something like this, but for people not dogs!

I was unaware that Star Trek was made in Germany!!!

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Red roses on your dress - down - there?

That's us!

Ingenious....but a tad idiotic ???

Young lady - it seems that you have forgotten your........

never mind....

He looked in his mirror - then Arrrrrrrrrggggggh!!!!

What!

Oh! Come back Boris - all is forgiven!

EeeeHaaaa! Ride that Dinosaur!

Not too sure what's going on here.....

Remember that Isaac Newton? Well he was definitely wrong!

Lunchee poos!

I don't like tattooos - Oh! That one isn't bad......

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Bill Gates jumps over a chair.........

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloud and patchy outbreaks of rain will gradually clear North-Eastwards throughout the day with some bright or sunny spells possible during the afternoon and evening. Another cold feeling day in moderate Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 16 deg. C (61 deg. F) Precipitation Probability: 70 % | Precipitation Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 7.20 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  A peaceful day in Harwich today, I was lazy after some work in the garden. Now I am turning the Interweb inside out to find a few bits and pieces for your amusemant...

Venice Beach LA ? No Tel Aviv!

Ron ain't goin naked no more!

Thanks Peter B !

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There have been times when I have resorted to this...

Yup! The Cousins cain't spell!

Motherly Love Southern style!

It's all Comparative!

Everyone in my family wants one of these..

Ha Ha Ha!

Only another hour dearie!

Rural remedy for officialdom!

I can see it! I can see it!

(Sorry Gloria!)

The Ultimate Bad Taste!

That's Facebook!

Poor Nana!

Subhuman perhaps!

Believe it! These are the new Norwegian Banknotes!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

This Bus is a bit special!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Monday Largely cloudy skies throughout the day with only limited brightness. Rain will continue, occasionally heavy with thundery downpours possible and an on-going risk of surface water flooding. North-Easterly winds slowly easing, though still rather gusty along the Essex Coastline at first. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 99 % | Precipitation Amount: 13-17 mm | Sunrise: 7.18 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.