Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a productive day in Old Harwich today. I at last cleared my "Zone of shame" ie the jungle down the blind side of the garage, followed by wiring up lights on our palm tree. Now having collapsed like a jelly in my computer chair, I will compose a new edition of the blog - just for you!

Did you know that Benedict Cumberbatch is unable to say "Penguins"?

Most probably a stunt, but  a magic moment when a commecial airliner meets the Virgin Galactic Spacecraft

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Selfie of man in suit with jelly..............what?

There are some advantages to being short!

This is the absolute end......................help me out here chaps.........!

Legs with TAN............you have to know maths to get this

Oh dear this poor girl's suspenders have parted company with her stockings

...............guys?

This is perhaps the coolest guy on the entire planet!!!

I often wonder about people who have Chinese charcaters tattooed on them - 

This one allegedly says "Picnic Table!

Oh no! the Cousins are still looking for reds under the beds

I thought that went out in the 60s!

I always do this! It does take me time to get airborne!

This is a glorious one for the Punsters!

Only in Russia do they have very dishy policewomen.......but they do have guns

 and they bring their baby buggies!

I was totally unaware that they made male mannequins "Complete"!

Gloria's Joke

Thanks Gloria!

We've had extreme ironing.....now it's extreme wheelbarrowing!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Monday

Another breezy and generally dry day with some bright or sunny spells. Cloud amounts should be less than the weekend and it will feel pleasantly warm in any lengthy sunshine. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 6.42 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Well the weekend is here again, I really hope that yours is a good one. I'm struggling a bit with Funny Fodder tonight, but I will do my best!

I think this is a fix but......

Thanks Klaus

Ten green Bottles sitting on a........

Thanks Mags!

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A bun IS the lowset form of wheat.....

Look out! The tide's coming in!

Nice - but is is really art?

Only in Russia...Orthodox priest blesses - a...

Hang in there girl!

Oh! Lord - nice dress you're almost wearing!

The Cousins and their slogans

Explanation of out Taxation system

Keep it in context!

Oh! Yeah - a likely tale!

Unfortunate product placement

More inappropriate product placement!

Or maybe.......

Ha Ha - reassuring photo message

Ha Ha those cull hunters didn't realise the little buggers run away!

Go Badgers!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a locally chilly start, it will be a predominantly dry and bright day, although an isolated shower cannot be ruled out. South-Westerly winds strengthening during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 10 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.39 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quieter day in Old Harwich today, put sound track on small movie of Christmas lights for Grandkids, fiddled with other computer related stuff, now to the most important business of the day - Funny Stuff just for you!

Some people........is there any hope?

They lip synced his Mum and Aunt's voices...

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They look tough, there's a lion, maybe the British Lions - Oh! and a prank

Love the Professor's revenge!

True, definitely his last!

I am told this is very much in vogue in California just now!

We visited these folk, the Amish are amazing hard working people..

How the rest of the world sees us!

Nothing to say here!

It is clear that this must be Walmart!

Someone with too much time on their hands.........maybe it would be nice

 if they scrubbed the bog seat!

Oh! Yes! - that will be liquid soap!

Interesting fact............but then we ate them into extinction!

Jokes

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Heavier and more persistent rain is expected to spread across the district through the morning. Drier and brighter conditions will follow from the West, leaving a mostly fine evening. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 95 % | Precipitation Amount: 2-5 mm | Sunrise: 7.37 am

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day, computer in the country, garden centre, supermarket, and now composition of the Funny blog - what a life we lead!

Remember these two old things?
My era of course....magic moment!

The Candyfloss King

Thanks Klaus!

We all dream of doing this - but chaps.....it is only a dream!

Thanks Klaus!

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Awwwwwwww!

Puns rool!

You noticed?

I am testing it and it isn't bad, but not much new thinking here!

After juggling otters - how about cake scoffing otters?

Dad threw a tantrum to embarrass his kids.......I can do that without throwing a tantrum  :-)

Never ending!

Thanks Derek!

Not what you think...at a race meeting a kid lost his helium balloon!

Too many guns in the US........

Chemistry rules

John's Joke

Thanks John!

Nice tale of a very elderly lady and her car

Thanks Dick!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A breezy and generally cloudy day, but some brighter spells are possible at times. Occasional outbreaks of light rain or drizzle are likely both early and late in the day. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Precipitation Probability: 15 % | Precipitation Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 7.35 am

 Thanks Essexweather.com !

Thanks to you all we just passed 95,000 hits

on our little old blog!

Cheers!

Richard.