Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Yet another wonderful day! It is said the warmest May Bank Holiday Monday on record.

I worked in the garden until I became a sweaty rag, and eventually collapsed into a chair to cool off. Now I am sufficiently revived to

submit to you my latest offering! 

Giant child climbs mountain!
(Rotten tree stump actually!)

The Aspinall Foundation

Thanks Derek!









That moment when he realises that
 he is no longer the baby of the family!

Inappropriate choice of appareil!

Harmonica prank!

 Sorry! I do it all the time!

This is me!

Thanks Ann!










The collective pronoun for a group of ladybirds is a "Loveliness" !!!

Just Wow!

There may be trouble ahead!

Light travels 91 million miles, and hits that blind
at exactly the right angle to hit him straight in the eyes!

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek








Yet another "Ta Da" moment!

Thanks Klaus!









Evil Prank!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A fine and dry morning. Turning cloudier into the afternoon with isolated thundery showers developing for a time, before dry conditions return from the West later. Still very warm.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 

Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 6 (High)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Apologies, at 0500 yesterday I saved a picture from my weather cam, 

but used the wrong picture

(from February1) so here's the proper one!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wonderful day, had visit from family for lunch, and generally lazed in the sun. First meal outdoors this year. Now for a bit more pictorial fun for your amusement!

They had this made for their Dad's Birthday,
Guessing it's his dog!

Jeremy is got at!

I can do a bit more than that!

Now there's an idea Donald!!!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Ann!










Cross country skiers look like notes!

Yes, very sweet dear, but - aren't they viruses?

Hmm! Sneaky sign!

This bee looked poorly, so he gave him some jam from his doughnut,
He guzzled it up and flew away!

The Lotus building in Winjin!

This is a drawing!

If you don't want the escalator, you can take the slide!
Prague

I can do that!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










They weren't expecting that!

Flippin 'Eck!

Harwich Weather for Bank Holiday Monday

A dry day with long sunny spells and feeling hot across inland parts. Coastal areas will again be much cooler with onshore breezes.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Dawn in our garden

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another wonderful day! In the morning I was on the boat, doing some electrical work, and then home and lazed about in the garden. The forecast is also good for the next few days, so now I must climb out of my lethargy and do some creating for your weekend fun!

A wandering ladybird strolls through the dew on the top of a car!

For a little bit of class - here's Andre!

I think he just blew it!

Look before you leap!

Old, but with new captions!

Steps up to a University - in Nebraska

Hey! Wait a minute!

I will be contacting Trading Standards on Monday!

Good for her!

Halle Berry at 50!

Nice notice!

It was a rainy day in Russia!

Rectal Examination!

Jumping on the bandwagon - Starbuck's "Strawless Cup"!!!

Heathrow staff do have a sense of humour! - Note the date!

This spider looks like a happy old man - I think it's his bum!

Scarlett Johansen - possibly singing!

And still nobody likes a show off!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Dry and sunny, but with the breeze keeping the coast noticeably cooler than elsewhere. The highest temperatures will be across Western and Southern districts of Essex.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 16 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a great day today! First trip out in the boat, and went to see the seals. Helen counted around 100! We had sun and light winds too! Now I am trying to come down to earth, and compose tonight's blog - just for you!

The Nebraskan State flowers are in full bloom now!

With apologies to Dutch friends!

This lady has an acerbic way of announcing the happy event!

This hen was put on 3 goose eggs, they all hatched,
and she loves her monster babies!

Yup! A disappointment!

Just love pugs!

Short and to the point!

Keanu Reeves is turning into Forrest Gump!

So you have a velvet finish Merc.......but WHY!!!

I suppose the architect of this monstrosity received a huge fee and a knighthood!

Which is a Euphemism for....................?

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Jimmy Cagney is feeling chipper!

He's determined not to miss this!!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Another dry and fine day with temperatures climbing for many in lengthy spells of warm sunshine. Perhaps cooler around the Thames Estuary as a North-Easterly breeze develops later.

Maximum temperature: 20 deg C 

Wind: South-East 8 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.