Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another good day, sunny but with cool breezes. Worked on the boat this morning, and then after the harbourmaster told us of a new berth, I collected the first mate, and we moved from D5 to G8. Now having woken up after a good dinner, (it's the sea air you know!), it is time to find for you some of the latest offerings from the web!

His doorknob looks like a surprised animal!

Oldie but Goodie!

Just dropped in for a few groceries!

Cousin's humour sometimes doesn't quite happen!

Sir David lays it on the line!

One of his disciples being blessed by Pikachu!

I don't have much time for him - but this is Genuis!

The result of too much drugs and alcohol!

Aftermath of Southend Bank Holiday Weekend!

Thanks Kay!










Love the Cousins' slogans!

Thanks Martin!










I was aware that this happened - but an ad in the newspaper????

This is what happens when he's been sniffing for drugs all day!

Oh! If only I still had a cassette player!

Touristic composition "Vaping Sphinx"!

I often wondered where she put her handbag!

She seems to take rather a long time to get out! - Ah! Her phone!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Starting dry and bright, but thickening cloud will bring occasional rain from the South during the morning, this persistent and locally heavy later.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C 

Wind: South 7 mph, gusting 15 mph

UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station at 1945

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a day of R & R after the last two days exertions! Fiddled with computer, shopped at Asda, and cleaned the pressure washer. Now I am revved up to churn out more pictorial fun - just for you!

Time lapse of burning incense

No he's not a perv, he's just enjoying the sea breeze!

In the arboretum, there are many helpful plaques , including this one!

The POTUS is fighting fake news! - He is losing!!!

Well I never!

Morgan hits the nub of the matter!

What on earth is THAT?

I am informed this is called "Chillin" - even in London!

It says "I ask myself how I would look with a six pack, - Much better!

Thanks Klaus!










Possibly one reason why the Finns are such happy laid back people!

Kardashian Parking Space!

This is so stupid even Beyonce looks peed off!

The age in which we live!!!

Necessity is the mother etc!

Thanks Rosemary!

Note to pushy parents!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Ta Da!

Thanks Derek!









Seal "I'm just off for a nap"!

Some more wisdom from the QI Elves!










Harwich Weather for Friday

Early mist patches will soon clear leaving a dry day with long sunny intervals. Cloud tending to thicken during the afternoon as the South-Easterly breeze develops.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: South-East 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Well I finished the pressure washing today, and now my arms feel as if they are going to fall off! Hopefully they will recover tomorrow! Meanwhile here are my latest offerings in the giggle department....

They sent their daughter to school like this!
Why?

I can only guess that he's defending his territory!

Thanks Klaus!








Little wonder he's smiling!

Our Cousins' spelling continues to deteriorate!

Top, his Dad and older brother,  bottom his brother with his son!
(Strong Genes)

Sylvester Stallone still has the turtles from the Rocky movies
They are 44 years old!

They're on the balding bus!

He and his twin sons on their first flight, he gave all the passengers earplugs and this notice!

It says "all suddenly take the stairs"
I think the signs are the wrong way round!

Thanks again Klaus!










Often the case!

Thanks Jackie!











He has to have his little games!

Thanks Jamie!










Could be me!

Thanks Rosemary!










At least you'd have a description!

I would love to know the story behind this!

Poor old Homer!

Clever - also creepy!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

After a cloudy start with patchy rain, drier and brighter conditions will arrive to leave a dry afternoon with sunny spells. Less warm than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C 

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, pressure washing our block paving. We just realised that we have had them for 17 years, and it was time! I didn't finish - more tomorrow. Now more pictorial fun for your tittilation!

This Great Grandma is 100 years young!

Well that was fun! 1200 hp - 84 mph! - scary!

No idea what's going on here - but it is a stock image!

Go to Hawaii they said - really peaceful they said!

Amazon's first webpage 1995

It's called "Melting Carpet" - but is it art?

Chernobyl

Traitor!

It says "Safe is Safe" !

Thanks Klaus!










It says "That's why the beer is always kept on the bottom shelf of the fridge"!



Thanks again Klaus!









Staying positive!

It's a myth!

I have absolutely no idea what this is about!!!

Scarlett Johansson at 19

Another Ta Da moment!

Bwaggggggggggggh!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry with sunny spells, once early low cloud clears. Highest temperatures inland once again, but everywhere will have noticeably lower temperatures compared to recent days.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-West 7 mph, gusting 17 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 5 (Moderate)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.