Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I had a little boat trip today, - good for the soul! Now I have found a few more funny pictures just for you!

One nano second after he sees a cat!

I love Denmark and the Danes - I hate Media hacks!
This guy isn't going to be intimidated!

I can drive you mad!

Somebody's brain is in neutral!

Yup!

Hmmmm! It's always stranger than fiction!

Mega Yacht?

Thanks Ann!










Maria Fernanda - cosplay

It took one moment!

He looks very much like his sister, so they did a Faceswap and the result is........

BMW drivers look away now!

You know those whizzy doorbells that transmit to your mobile?
His mate tied a balloon in front of it!

Me after watching Masterchef!

Sarah Millican...

Dame Maggie says........!

Thanks Susi!









Even spit on the floor!

Not Funny but quite amazing bearing in mind this was 1924 - 6 years after the Great War!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Rather cloudy, although locally bright at first. Feeling humid, but intermittent drizzle will spread South-Eastwards with strengthening winds, then sunny intervals will return later with winds easing.

Maximum temperature: 24 deg C 

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by

Cheers!

Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We went to Colchester today, medical practice and later to supermarket, home to lunch. PM , TV and now another search for entertaining pictures with which to amuse!

They know it's the vets, so they try to hide!

So Cute, her Daddy does the movement!

Thanks Klaus!













His friend, a pilot sent him this - but why do that???

Hermione Granger cosplay!

Er yes!

Thanks Derek!










We now have an electric car. We hope that we never have to cope with this!

The tech must be one of the 90%!

Yup - Nothing happened. nothing!

Yes at first glance.......

Thanks Mark!

Meet Sean Lennon and James McCartney, their Dads had a band once!

The old guy was afraid to get on the escalator, this young guy said "May I help you sir?"
Restores your faith in young people!

Hmmm! Direct and to the point!
(PS - Which car not what!)

He's a champion skimmer!

Pity he didn't destroy it!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A largely dry day is expected with variable amounts of cloud, but also warm and humid feeling sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C 

Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our weather station at 1930

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a slightly below average day today. First it rained most of the day, second we both went to the dentist! Nothing more to say except - 

"Enjoy your Funnies!"

Stands to reason!

Thanks Gloria!

The Skunk Prank!

Apple - I'll tell you what I'll do - go to Poundland and buy a pair of wired ones!!!

Definitely a Legend!

She split with her boyfriend, after she went to bed he removed her toilet!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Just for the 90% !!!

He visited Norway - here's proof!

Another aimed at the 90%!

Nothing to say here!

Thanks again Gloria!










Photoshopped? Naaaaah!

Skywriting comedian!

What a kind thought!

Micro cop!

This? It's just physics!

Know who your friends are!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A dry, sunny morning. Cloud increasing through the day, but still warm, bright spells. Becoming breezier later.

Maximum temperature: 22 deg C 

Wind: South-West 10 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com






Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a cloudy but warm day today. Went to lunch with family, had a glass of wine and therefore slept most of the afternoon! Now that I have woken up, I will do my best to entertain!

Meet the oldest cat in the World
(140 in cat years)

Alan in full flight!

The cast of "Back to the Future" 33years on!

Really? - I mean Really?

This tree, the loneliest in the World situated in the middle of the Sahara -
was destroyed by a truck in 1973!!!

Coming to a hospital in UK near you in the next few years!!!

You know what they say about men in muscle trucks!

I nearly decided not to post this..........!

Now there's a thing!

This chap's camouflage shorts are working well!

Just take a note of the date!
They knew even then!

In English at last!

Thanks Susi!












In South Korea they have 2 Emergency numbers - Help.......and Holy S*it!

A little joke I found!

Last week, 22 people placed 4,000 mini dominoes with tweezers in an attempt to break the world record for Most Mini Dominoes toppled. Their attempt failed when a fly landed on one of the dominoes, setting off the chain prematurely.

Ta Da!

One way to do it!

Harwich weather for Thursday

Rain, heavy at times, moving Eastwards during the morning. Improving from the North-West during the afternoon with all except coastal districts fine and dry by evening.

Maximum temperature: 19 deg C 

Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 18 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.