Old Git's Funnies

Tuesday, 21 August 2018

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I did my duty and vacuumed downstairs, then it was off to the Opticians and Chemists. Now I have dived deep into the nether regions to find a bit more funny stuff just for you!

The Elephants after they have been swimming

His number didn't come up yet!

Thanks Klaus!

That you Mrs Brown?

Ew!!!

Grandad feeds his babies!

This crazy golf uses bio-degradable balls which fall into the sea at the last hole!

Oh! Dear! - No romance for you tonight!

You certainly are!

It says "They're English but they're good" - The Old Enemy!!!

You know that supermarkets now sell wonky veg - well these didn't make the grade!

Sky full of stars - No! Hubble is now seeing all these Galaxies
further away than ever before!

His Grandma in 1950!

It says "My little brother - mama?
Mother I am upstairs come here when you like. He stamps up the stairs - I've trodden in dog shit yuck!"

Thanks again Klaus!

The Matrix stars then - and now!

Street art in Sri Lanka made only from charcoal and flour!

Mr "Strong man"!!!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Another dry, very warm and humid day with sunny spells, although cloud will tend to increase during the afternoon and early evening.

Maximum temperature: 26 deg C

Wind: South-West 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our Weather Station at 1930

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday, 20 August 2018

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, - I have copied and pasted that 1931 times as of today! Meanwhile, we visited the Health Centre and the Post Office. Later we were called to 93 year old neighbour who had fallen and couldn't get up! - We managed to help her without calling the emergency services, and after a cup of tea, she seems OK!

Here are your Funnies!

Tickle a tortoise!

Tour de France!

Thanks Klaus!

Seems like a plan!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Once upon a time

Smart answer!

From the day he is born until the day he dies,
he wants to eat your dinner and sleep in your bed!!!

The Party's over - it's time to call it a day!

Just to think, these buffoons are trying to get power and rule us!!!

Thanks Barbara!

The Pope just relaxed the law on condoms, it seems as if a bit more practice is required!

I'm not sure about this..............maybe soon!

Watch!

Thanks Helen!

Another great truth!

Yes! Cannot be unseen!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

How to get a bulldog down the hill!

I love this!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Very warm with light winds and sunny spells contributing to a continuing humid feel. Mainly dry, but with the odd fleeting light shower possible in the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 25 deg C

Wind: South-West 6 mph, gusting 12 mph

UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

From my weather cam at 1950 - the nights are drawing in!

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 19 August 2018

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a grey day today with a sharp breeze. I avoided doing any work today by being busy finding new funny pictures for you all.