Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said that it would rain - it didn't! We were buzzing around to supermarket, aunt's house and so on. Now more pictorial gems from the gutters of cyberspace!

A very photogenic animal!

What a beast!

That could be yours truly!

Nobody likes a smartarse!

Don't look at me!

The "No Deal Papers"!

Oh! Arrrrr!

Thanks Geoff!










An ordinary street!

It says "A camel can work all week without drinking,
a man can drink all week without working!

Thanks Klaus!










A truth said by a man with not long to live!

Lowes Mart takes a pop at the competition!

That time may be closer than we think!

Thanks Martin!










She tried to tempt him out of bed. She succeeded!

Sometimes - but not often!

Here here! I hated homework!

Opportunity to Bullsh*t!

Eh?

Boom Boom!

Derek and John's Joke
Thanks chaps!
(Arrived within less than 5 minutes of each other!)











That will teach you not to show off!

Never - I mean never tangle with a camel!!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A chilly start, then a dry and mostly sunny morning. Cloud will bubble up during the afternoon with a scattering of showers, but most parts staying dry with sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 18 deg C 

Wind: North-West 10 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as always for your loyal support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a sprinkling of rain this morning, and were drizzled upon while shopping at Lidl. Home again, and after a few odd jobs, collapsed in front of the TV. Now once again it is time to present to you the "Cream of the crop", from the dark side of the Internet! Enjoy!

Alligator plays with swim noodle!

The German Joke!

Hotel's clever idea!

This is a first! Photobombed by a Dugong!

When you arrive at the departure gate, you are absolutely sure
 that you are on the flight to Florida!

This Aboriginal Elder travelled 1854 miles to be at his Granddaughter's graduation!

Good idea Bill!

The clock is definitely ticking!

In Germany, it is the law that when there's an accident the traffic pulls to the sides
so that emergency vehicles can pass!

Irony in California!

Dolly does memes for the first time!

Dolly again!

Thanks Robert!










Hmm! Double edged sword that!

Thanks again Robert!










Well said Madam!

Street artist drew a lava lamp!

Now I have to confess I like baseball caps in fact I think I have more than 15.
But friends, absolutely none of them are red!!!!

Throughout his life his best friend has been "Brick"!

More Wisdom from them!









Oh! - I thought.......

Thanks Klaus!











Like Brexit - we didn't think that was going to happen!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Breezy with mainly dry and sunny conditions during the morning. Becoming cloudier during the afternoon with frequent, heavy showers spreading across most areas late afternoon, perhaps with thunder.

Maximum temperature: 17 deg C 

Wind: West 14 mph, gusting 26 mph

UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Our weather station at 1930

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a visit from Helen's sister and her husband, and we had a boat trip, and later lunch in the Marina Restaurant. Therefore I am now behind with the Funnies so please bear with me publication will be late tonight - hope you enjoy them!

Before he left, and on his return!

This captain deserves to have his master's certificate taken away!

Hi!

I feel empty inside!

Ta Da - just finished an 18,000 piece jigsaw!!!

I do that all the time!

I'm not so drunk as thinkle peep!

New! - Iguana Photobomb!

Vandalism with class!

Thanks Barbara!











Before and after Marlon Brando was made up as Don Vito Corleone!

This lady grows humungous sunflowers!

It says "Every country gets what it deserves!

Thanks Klaus!










Happy cactus!

I love Tom and Jerry, but now it's "Too violent"

Welcome to Babylon Customer Complaints!

How about a motorhome with a porch!

Feeding time Spanish style!

Thanks again Klaus!











What to do when your mate farts!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Rather cloudy at first with further outbreaks of mostly light rain. These gradually ease away Eastwards through the day with sunny spells following. Feeling fresher than recent days.

Maximum temperature: 21 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 20 mph

UV Level: 2 (Low) | Pollen Level: 1 (Low)

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks as ever for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.